Star Couplings: Kirsten Dunst Sobers Up Her Love Life

  • Did Kirsten Dunst and her snaggle tooth find love in rehab? [Perez Hilton]
  • Um, Kate Beckinsale says her best feature is her vajayjay, which she lovingly has nicknamed “Pharoah’s Tomb”. That sounds kind of dusty to us. [Perez Hilton]
  • According to In Touch, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia might be moving in together. Betcha the calligrapher will get at least one of their names wrong on the housewarming party invitations. [Perez Hilton]
  • OK! says that Parker Posey and Keanu Reeves are dating. Did she need The Matrix explained to her too? [DListed]
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    Mao Tried To Dump Thousands Of Women

    If you thought Nixon’s Watergate tapes seemed scandalous, just wait until you see what his right-hand-man, Henry Kissinger, was talking about. The State Department has been hiding a transcript of a conversation between the Chinese dictator Mao Zedong and the former Secretary of State for 35 years. What do two dudes talk about, no matter the cultural difference? Women, of course! And the totalitarian wanted to talk some smack on the record. “You know, China is a very poor country,” Mao said. “We don’t have much. What we have in excess is women. So if you want them, we can give a few of those to you, some tens of thousands.” Kissinger responded, “It is such a novel proposition. We will have to study it.” Oh no he didn’t! Thankfully, America didn’t for too many reasons to list, but I bet China, which has still got all its Communism and its women, is glad that deal didn’t go through. The country is now undergoing its own sexual revolution. And when it comes to the head count, the more the better. [CNN] Keep reading »

    Stephen Baldwin: Gay For Pay, Jerk For Free

    Oh, the ’90s. We were so oblivious, from Hammer pants to using “Baldwin” as a synonym for “babe” like Cher did in Clueless. But a decade later, “clueless” and Baldwin unfortunately seem more synonymous. With Daniel failing rehab, brother Alec, award-winning star of 30 Rock, knows he has bigger problems in his family than Stephen, the born again Christian, who has been openly denouncing gay marriage. (Um, no wonder Stephen doesn’t work in Hollywood anymore.) In a recent interview with the The Advocate, super liberal Alec called his brother’s position ignorant, but added that people like him only help gay causes “raise money” and awareness. Still, it’s kind of a funny stance for Stephen, who is probably best remembered for his role in the controversial ’90s movie Threesome which featured a sex scene between him, a woman (Lara Flynn Boyle), and another man (’90s heartthrob Josh Charles). Let’s be real here, Stephen, we all saw you grabbing that guy’s butt on film! So, if gay marriage really freaks you out, maybe it hits too close to home. Besides if it’s legal for ignoramuses, why shouldn’t it be legal for everyone? [Queerty] Keep reading »

    Aww, Kitty, Kitty!

    Who needs to purr more than female cats? After all, male cats have scary pronged penises, so sex really is just about kitten-making for female felines. This video, courtesy of Nerve, is sort of NSFW (especially if you work at a pet store), but it does prove your cat is probably totally gettin’ busy when you’re not home to pet it. Frankly, I couldn’t make it past the “nipple” lick. This cat is hard-core! Keep reading »

    Drew Barrymore Brings Big Check, New Boyfriend To Oprah

    Yesterday Drew Barrymore appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show to announce that she was donating $1 million dollars of her own money to the United Nations’ World Food Program, which is aiming to feed 10 million more children in Africa by Thanksgiving Day. While she was there, she also dished about her new boyfriend, Justin “I’m A Mac” Long, who was in the audience. She said, “This relationship is great. It’s healthy, it’s productive, and it’s supportive. It’s full of humor and a lot of fun.” He said Drew is more than a pretty face, adding, “She’s the most compassionate person I’ve ever met.” Dang, they’re cute. [Oprah.com and WFP] Keep reading »

    Monks Macking Online

    The Thai government is investigating claims that Buddhist monks are using the social networking website hi5 to flirt with women. Buddhist monks are supposed to be celibate, and even refrain from most contact with women, so this is majorly against the rules. “We urge people who use the site to tell monks to leave,” Chakrapob Penkair, a minister attached to the Prime Minister’s office, said in an AP article. “Other users need to show them that it is inappropriate for monks to chat with women online.” While the government is exploring the possibility of blocking hi5, it is supposedly the most popular social networking site in Thailand. Plus, they do not want to restrict monks from using the internet completely. According to a senior culture ministry official, “Cyberspace can be very useful for monks.” [Charleston Daily Mail] Keep reading »

    Breakup Via Wikipedia and Ebay

    It took a few years, but manly ingenuity has finally found a worse way to break up with someone than on a post-it note. Wikipedia creator Jimmy Wales dumped his girlfriend, Fox News commentator Rachel Marsden, through a post on his own website. The recently divorced website mogul took notice of the cute Canadian conservative because her Wikipedia page was splashed with haterade. When Marsden asked for some help editing the site, Wales offered to get her out of one sticky situation and into another via IM. The best part is, just like the breakup, you can read what they typed with one hand online thanks to his competitors at Google, whose sites’ features allowed her to save their Gchat convos. When Wales threatened to have her deported after the split, Ms. Marsden, who has a history of harassing ex-boyfriends, decided to retaliate by emailing the IMs around to the press and using eBay to sell the personal items he left behind at her apartment. One of his t-shirts with a big “white stain” is going for over $12,000. Um, why? Keep reading »

    Frisky Quote Of The Day: Barack Obama on Boxers or Briefs

    “I don’t answer those humiliating questions. But whichever one it is, I look good in ‘em!”

    – Senator Barack Obama in response to the question, “Boxers or Briefs?”, posed by Us Weekly Keep reading »

    Directing Movie Sex Scenes

    We know that sex scenes must be fairly awkward for actors — you try to looking like you’re turned on while an audience of cameramen, technicians, craft services, etc., watch — but what’s it like to be the person who decides who caresses/touches/kisses whom, as well as when and where? Director Michael Winner told the Observer, “[Sex scenes] weren’t uncomfortable for me except when Marlon Brando insisted on wearing pants and Wellingtons when he was meant to be naked having sex with Stephanie Beacham in an erotic scene in The Nightcomers. The cameraman kept calling ‘pants’ or ‘Wellington boots,’ indicating they were in the shot. The minute I said ‘cut’ I was on the floor crying with laughter. The scene came out superbly.” [Guardian.co.uk] Keep reading »

    Someone Call Maury!

    Jamie Hope had been accepting child support from Kenneth Samuels since 1997, despite suspicions that another ex-lover, Oba Wallace, was her kid’s father. As the kid grew up, a strong resemblance to Mr. Wallace emerged and eventually, it became obvious enough that Samuels petitioned the court for a paternity test to establish custody. Although Mr. Samuels had sent child support for the past 11 years because he felt he had no reason to doubt he was the baby daddy, the test proved once and for all that he wasn’t in fact the father. The court ruled that Mr. Wallace and Ms. Hope should repay Samuels for all his payments over the past decade, which totaled $14,460. Whoa, having kids in Georgia is cheaper than a fuel efficient Prius! This whole debacle made us think of Maury Povich and his awesome “You Are Not The Father!”-episodes. Check this guy out! [Note: The dude in this Maury Povich clip isn't any of the people mentioned in this story, we just thought it was funny. -- Editor]


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