Hef’s Ex Karissa Shannon Is Pervin’ On 12-Year-Old Jaden Smith

Playboy Playmate (and Hef’s ex) Karissa Shannon makes no bones about being a cougar-in-training as she broadcasts her affections for 12-year-old Jaden Smith. Sexualizing children doesn’t suddenly become acceptable if it’s a boy being sexualized instead of a girl, Karissa! [Sociological Images] Keep reading »

Taylor Momsen Does The “Stop, Drop, And Writhe” In Her New Video


Here is the video for the second single, “Miss Nothing,” from Taylor Momsen‘s band, The Pretty Reckless. As far as I can tell, there really is no plot here beyond watching Momsen writhe around in a scene that references the Last Supper. And it looks like some guys from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band might have shown up at the end? Essentially, it’s a bunch of dudes watching a teenager roll around in a mini dress while they have a food fight. Momsen’s version of the classic rap video? Keep reading »

Mind Of Man: Nix Sex With An Ex

Sex with an ex is a really bad idea. Whoever came up with the concept of “breakup sex” was either a pathetic masochist or just lazy. Breakup sex isn’t just “one more for the road.” It’s being given a delicious cupcake, then having it slapped out of your mouth. Breakup sex is a fluffy, comfy pillow for you to rest your head on while your neck is in the guillotine. I don’t think you understand me.

Let me rephrase: breakup sex is like getting viciously mugged, then running after the assailant because he forgot to take your watch. I imagine vampires always have breakup sex, because sex with a vampire is always melancholy, awkward, and then there are the tears of blood. Keep reading »

Bling Your Boo Boo’s, Get Hurt And Still Shine.

Have you ever gotten hurt, needed a Band-Aid, and then wished you were a kid, so you could wear a cool bandage with a princess or Superman on it, instead of a plain boring one? Well, that bandage of yours doesn’t need to be simple anymore thanks to Boo-Boo-Bling, a crystal cover that decks your bandage out in serious bling. Each package of Boo-Boo-Bling contains seven adhesive covers in three different sizes for any size injury. You can sport a scraped knee, blister, or broken nail in style and sparkle until the injury heals. [$5.99, Boo-Boo-Bling] Keep reading »

Style By Jury: Are You Excited For The Return Of Pointy-Toe Shoes?

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What’s A Brostitute?

Take a peek inside a new documentary which exposes the underbelly of “brostitutes,” men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money. I wasn’t aware that bro-ing out was such a hot commodity. Especially “fart play.” Upsides include getting paid to play video games and watch sports. Downsides include lots of hangovers. Benefits include hilarity. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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