Second Chance For “Accidental” Face Mangler

Oof, Dear Sugar got a little deep this week. Anonymous posted a “Group Therapy” topic called “My Boyfriend Accidently Hit Me”, asking for advice as to whether she should give him a second chance. To recap the incident: Boyfriend got drunk, passed out in bed. Girlfriend stayed up chatting with brother. Girlfriend tried to go to bed, but couldn’t get any covers. Boyfriend woke up, fight ensued. Brother stepped in, Boyfriend got violent. Girlfriend tried to stop the blows and ended up with “two black eyes and a bloody nose.” Boyfriend has promised to quit drinking and go to therapy. Our opinion is that two black eyes and a bloody nose aren’t usually “accidental”. Sayonara, loser! [Dear Sugar] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jennifer Lopez Wants Her Twins To Play In The Scientology Sandbox

  • No, J.Lo! Lopez supposedly has asked Tom Cruise to be godfather to her newborn twins, Max and Emme. Like they need another diva as a role model. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Things between Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minbillo are not as picture perfect as we seen! ZOMG! [Celebitchy]
  • Our new TV BFF, Stephanie Pratt, says that her brother Spencer and his fiancee Heidi Montag are not ready to get married. Like, duh. [Us Weekly]
  • Kelly Kapowski wants to have a baby! Er, we mean, Tiffani Thiessen is planning to procreate with her husband. [People]
  • Keep reading »

    Hot Guy Trend: Dudes In Tortoise Shell Wayfarers

    Yeah, I know. Guys in Ray-Ban Wayfarers are not a trend. But guys in TORTOISE SHELL Wayfarers should be. All the dudes are either wearing the black ones, or the white ones, or the red ones, which have a very hipstery vibe. But this weekend, my feef tried on a pair of the tortoise shell ones and my god did he look like a hot piece of country club ass. And I mean that in a good way. [Ray-Ban]

    Keep reading »

    Kate Moss Rocks Herself

    Kate Moss is already breaking the status quo by being an in-demand model at 34, but now she’s even upped the independent woman anty by buying her own engagement ring. Kate’s main man, fiancé, Jamie Hince, is half of the indie rock band The Kills. But compared to Moss, anyone’s success would be modest — unlike the almost $200,000 bauble she just got herself. The sexy supermodel purchased a platinum ring in the shape of an ankh, the Egyptian symbol for life. The hot couple has been together since last August, got engaged a couple weeks ago in a pub in Amsterdam, and plans to marry this summer. Hopefully, the new engagement ring will stay on her finger alone because her last fiancé, Pete Doherty, had to have it hacked off his hand. [ Daily Telegraph ] Keep reading »

    Beware Of Coffee Offered By Strange Men

    Apparently, there are coffee and orange juice mixes that can make people incredibly aroused, and an organization for women and children in Thailand has issued a warning against these drinks, which are thought to be laced with an aphrodisiac. So far, two women have come forward saying that they’ve had a strange experience. They both said they drank a cup of coffee prepared by a man, and then, about 10 minutes later, they felt a “sudden, unstoppable sexual excitement,” which drove them to have sex. So, if a guy asks you to come over for a cup of coffee, think twice before saying “yes.” Better to ask for an unopened can or bottle of beer or soda instead. [Bangkok Post] Keep reading »

    Project Runway Jumps The Shark

    Well, maybe. The flagship Bravo show has been sold to Lifetime. [DListed] Keep reading »

    Incest Is Icky, Even If The Resulting Baby Is Adorable

    On a list of things that gross us the eff out, incest falls somewhere between scalping and the word “cutlet”. That why the story of an Australian father and daughter who had two kids together (the first died, the second is healthy) is making us heave up our Au Bon Pain. But John and Jenny Deaves says they’re just a normal, happy family and want to be left alone! They claim there was a 30-year separation period which explains why their attraction to one another is no different than any other couple (choke, gag) — “I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,” Jenny said. “Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub.” Keep reading »

    Vanity Fair Is The Real Debbie Downer

    One of our favorite Saturday Night Live characters ever was Debbie Downer, played beautifully by Rachel Dratch. New York asked her how she felt about being left out of Vanity Fair‘s “Women in Comedy” story and she replied, “Dude, that was a dark day. I was like, ‘Oh, there’s everyone I worked with.’” Honestly, we didn’t realize Rachel was left out at the time (we were too busy being excited that Amy Sedaris was included!), but now we’re pissed. Is Jezebel right in pointing out that Vanity Fair only considers you funny enough for a feature if you’re traditionally pretty too? Now that is a downer. [New York] Keep reading »

    Glamour Charts The Big-O

    Experts say that women take 10 to 20 minutes to have an orgasm once, you know, they get goin’. So Glamour put that theory to the test using three women and then charted their Big-O’s progress with this handy-dandy chart. See the deets in full at Glamour.com. What I thought was interested was that all three women were having sex with a partner, rather than, you know, themselves. A far more fascinating comparison might have included a woman on a solo mission, you know what I’m sayin’? Keep reading »

    Women Writing More Checks For Presidential Candidates

    This election is special, and not just because a woman and a black man are serious contenders. Us girls are donating more than we have in past elections! So far, women have given nearly half of the $100 million that Hillary Clinton has raised from individuals who have given large-dollar contributions, according to the Center for Responsive Politics. Barack Obama has gotten $43 million from women giving more than $200. In the past, women’s contributions have been less than 30 percent of most candidate’s campaign accounts — both Democratic candidates have received more than 40 percent from women. On the Republican side, John McCain has received only $13 million from large-dollar female donors, maybe because that race hasn’t been as cutthroat. Speaking of women and elections, we already vote in higher numbers than men, and we’re also more active campaign volunteers. Now, if we could only get politicians to listen to us. [Women's ENews]
    Keep reading »

    • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

    • HowAboutWe

    • Popular
    • We’re Loving