Since When Does Nail Polish Get Rated R?

Simcha / January 17, 2011

This nail polish name makes me feel like a stranger is offering me candy to get in his van. Shudder. I can believe this was just chillin’ like whaaaa at my local drugstore in the aisle I spend the most money/time in. Creepiest nail polish name ever! Also, this slutty red is for women overMore »

The Golden Globes Summarized In 13 Clips, Pics & GIFs

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 17, 2011

The Dancing Squirrels Of Solid Law Practice

Julie Gerstein / January 17, 2011

You know what gives me confidence in a law firm? A badly rendered dancing, rapping squirrel. And that’s exactly what the baby geniuses at Greenstein and Milbauer decided to use in this “1-800-Victim-2″ commercial for their law firm. Which I’ve seen approximately 977 times while watching “Maury Povich.” [YouTube]… More »

25 Hot Dudes At The Golden Globes

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 17, 2011

Miss Arkansas’ Ventriloquism Act Isn’t Enough To Win Miss America Title

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 17, 2011

Saturday night’s Miss America pageant should have come down to three ladies: Miss New York, who was running on a gay rights platform; Miss Delaware, who suffers from alopecia and is bald; and above, Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady, whose talent was this amazingly bizarre ventriloquism act. Sadly, a blonde robot hailing from Nebraska wo… More »

Sandra Bullock And Ryan Reynolds Are Not Lovahs, She Swears

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 17, 2011

“I think there will be a collective sigh amongst women across the United States when I say he’s not my lovah. He’s just an amazing friend for 10 years … but I don’t get his loving after dark.”Sandra Bullock denied the rumors that she and newly single Ryan Reynolds are doing the horizontal polka… More »