Star Couplings: Angelina Wants To Name Her Twin Girls After Some Twin Boys

  • Angelina Jolie’s twins are supposedly fraternal girls and she wants to name them Castor and Pollux after the twin boys that represent her Gemini birth sign. Brad Pitt isn’t feeling it. I am not feeling it because why the hell are they having more girls?! I want BOYS dammit. [DListed]
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    Bigger Would Be Better On America’s Next Top Model

    We have some news for Tyra Banks — a size eight dress isn’t plus size and America’s Next Top Model winner Whitney Thompson ain’t no fat girl charity case. The new “plus sized” model is on the cover of the June issue of Seventeen, sending the message to America’s highest risk group for eating disorders that a perfectly fit size eight means you’re a big girl. Adolescents already have enough body issues without a thin girl getting called thick. This is some major mean-girl fashionista bull crap. If you’re gonna give us a plus-size superstar, she better be big enough to play the part. [Bitten & Bound] Keep reading »

    Pick Up An Austrian

    Out-of-towners visiting Austria for the Euro 2008 soccer competition will receive a free guide, which includes a few essential phrases (i.e., Do you have a sliced sugared pancake with plum compote?). I guess flirting with locals was deemed essential, because the books a phrase for picking up members of the opposite sex: “Servas, fesche Katz.” It translates literally as “Greetings, hot kitten.” I’m so adding that to my repertoire of pickup lines. [Reuters] Keep reading »

    Heidi Fleiss Airs Her Dirty Laundry

    Being a single gal is fun and can even allow you to get a little extra freaky! But sometimes the pendulum swings the other way — not knowing where your next piece of ass will come from can leave you in a sad dry spell, and even the professionals aren’t immune. Heidi Fleiss, the infamous Hollywood madam, had it all. And by “it” we mean every A-list actor in LA. Not only did she score the top booty, they paid her well to do it too! At the height of her career she had Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson, Charlie Sheen, and a Porsche. In 1997, she was thrown into an unsexy pair of handcuffs, put in jail, and left penniless for her escort service. Now, at 42, the former working girl has opened her own shop in podunk Pahrump, NV. Strangely enough, even though prostitution is legal in Nevada, she’s not putting the rump in Pahrump. Instead of a ring of call girls, she’s in charge of the spin cycles at her little launderette cleverly called “Dirty Laundry.” She’s cleaning clothes and cleaning up her act while living in a mobile home with 20 parrots she saved from a closing pet store. “I love those birds more than I’ve ever loved any man,” Heidi said in a recent interview. “It’s been two years since I had sex and I don’t care if I ever do it again.” Sigh, we’ve all been through a sexless rough patch and it’s hard to pull yourself out — even if you’re the Madam Fleiss (and especially if you’re a crazy bird lady). But, Heidi, you just have to get back up on the man-horse and ride! Everyone in America knows you can do it. [NOTW]

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    How To Give A Wedding Speech

    I kind of hope no one ever asks me to be their best woman (I’m trying to popularize “best woman” as a substitute for “maid of honor.”) because I quake at the thought of speaking to a room full of people in fancy clothes. I don’t even know why, because most of the guests would probably be tipsy and wouldn’t remember if I flopped anyway. If you’re required to give a speech this wedding season, here are some tips. Basically, don’t insult anyone and try not to slur your words. And if you were thinking about asking me to be your best woman, I promise I will rise to the occasion. [The Times, U.K.] Keep reading »

    Crave: Faux Taxidermy

    I have a friend who collects strange vintage taxidermy. He spends hours eBay searching for squirrels in strange poses on eBay, and I can only imagine what his girlfriend thinks of this hobby. My advice to her would be to buy a cardboard bust instead — they come in deer, rhino, and moose (more pics after the jump). [PerpetualKid] Keep reading »

    Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon: Match Made in Closet

    Happy couple Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon keep getting photographed in identical outfits. It’s like they’re going to the senior prom every day. Honestly, what is it with couples that dress alike? Okay, the occasional matching outfit can be a funny way of realizing how right you are for each other, but when you wake up in the morning and have to discuss color coordinating, you’re taking things too far! Although, we’re sure with the leash Mrs. Mariah has got on Mr. Carey, he’s not really allowed to stray at all — especially to colors that don’t look good on her. However, the same outfits are even ridiculous for a diva like Mimi. If you’re in love with your style twin it’s like you’re too lazy to masturbate. Show the world you both really are a match by wearing different clothes. [DListed] Keep reading »

    The Daily NOTness: Ryan Cabrera

    Ryan Cabrera came into my life through The Ashlee Simpson Show. I’m not gonna lie, I bought his first album. “On the Way Down” is a good song, okay? But then his hair started making him look like a werewolf, and I (and the rest of the world) tried to forget about him. Well, now Ryan’s back, and he has a new hairstyle. I can’t decide which is worse — the werewolf look or the homeless-man-who-doesn’t shower-and-also-wears-pirate-earrings look. I wonder if he went to Ashlee’s wedding with this grungy hair or if Papa Joe made him take a shower. Keep reading »

    Frisky Quote Of The Day: Jimmy Fallon

    “It’s a cool thing. I’m wearing a ring now. I’m into jewelry. I’m gonna get into medallions. Eventually I’m, like, the Liberace of comedy.” — Jimmy Fallon on married life (Marriage has given Jimmy the opportunity to wear whatever bling he wants.) [Newsweek] Keep reading »

    Couple Survives China Earthquake Together

    Last Monday’s earthquake in China has caused all kinds of pain. The official death toll is at 34,000, and more than 200,000 are injured. Being buried together may have helped one couple stay alive and rekindle their relationship. Wang Zhijun and his wife, Li Wanzhi, had just sat down to watch a DVD together when their apartment building began shaking. They were buried, entwined together, when the building collapsed. Keep reading »

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