Meet The Cast Of “Sex And The City XXX”!

The casting department did a pretty spot-on job for this latest porn spoof on the hit HBO show and movie franchise — especially Charlotte! But the question on everyone’s lips? Will Carrie keep her bra on the entire time, just as Sarah Jessica Parker did in each of her character’s love scenes? Check out one more slightly sexier photo, after the jump … [Fleshbot via The Gloss] Keep reading »

Middle America Does The Nasty Better Than Anybody

Live in the middle of the county and think you’re missing out? According to a new survey from Men’s Health, the Midwest is best at having sex. The survey ranked Indianapolis, IN; Columbus, OH; Fort Wayne, IN; Cincinnati, OH; and Salt Lake City, UT as the most sexually satisfied cities in the country based on frequency of sex acts.

Big coastal cities did excel in one category: buying sex toys. New York City, Seattle, Los Angeles, Chicago, and DC all saw the most sex toy sales.

Bad news for New Jersey, though. Jersey had two of the lowest ranked cities–Jersey City and Newark–for sexual satisfaction. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »

10 Celebrities In Amazingly Clever Disguises

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I know it’s got to suck to not be able to go about your day without the paparazzi chasing you down, but when celebrities don ridiculous disguises to avoid the media, sometimes you have to wonder if they know what incognito means. After a certain point, you’re a flashing sign that says “I’m famous and I look ridiculous!” Mel Gibson might as well have put on those glasses with a mustache attached, because this gray Asterix mustache, baseball cap and Buddy Holly glasses aren’t doing the trick. [TMZ]

Fortunately, celebrity disguises are comedy gold, so we’ve rounded up a few. If they aren’t going to take this seriously, then why should we?

What Do You Dream About?

Lately, I’ve been having a lot of strange dreams. Take these three for example:

1. I’m dispatched to an insane asylum where I sing for money.

2. The city is flooding, and I can’t escape.

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Cell Block Switcheroo: Paris Avoids Jail Time While Lindsay May Be Headed Back

Last week, it appeared that Lindsay Lohan was done donning the orange jumpsuit while Paris Hilton seemed sure to be headed to jail again for getting caught with nearly a gram of cocaine in her purse, and then claiming that she thought it was gum. Oh, what a difference seven days makes. Today, the exact opposite is true. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: In Praise Of Mental Health Days

When I was growing up I had a friend who was as aloof as she was glamorous. She had a way of holding the cutest and most charming boys in her thrall and all the girls wanted her to like them. Whenever she had problems with her romances, her schoolwork, her friends or her family, she was very mysterious about it. Her glass facade never shattered in public and very seldom would she even admit to having problems at all. Some days, random Tuesdays or Thursdays, she wouldn’t be in school, even though she hadn’t looked sick the day before. She would call them her “mental health days.”

She seemed very melodramatic to me, as if this were all just part of her act. But it was also exciting. My mother is a lot like Betty Draper and she would say to me when I was growing up that if I was not bleeding, I was fine. That kind of mothering doesn’t exactly teach someone self-care: if I didn’t want to go to school, I would lock myself in my bedroom and shriek at my mother through the door that I wanted to be left alone. A “mental health day,” on the other hand, sounded so grown-up, like she was taking a “personal day” at the office and we weren’t just a couple of 10th graders. I could imagine my friend calm and collected, attending to her own needs like a cat licking his paws. Maybe it was melodramatic, but it still sounded nice. Keep reading »

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