Why, Oh Why, Do My Thighs Touch?

Ahhhh, August. Warm beach waves. Ice cream that melts down your hand before you can even get a lick in. Steamy vacation flings. Backyard BBQs where the only thing more endless than the grilled feast is the beer. Baseball. Sunshine forever! Nothing can ruin these glory days of summer — insert record scratch here. Actually make that the sound of two thighs trying to un-peel. Ouch!

As a lady with a big badonkadonk, I need big legs that can support it. And that also means that in this hot hot heat, inner leg chaffing is a fact of life. Some gals are supermodels. Some gals are plain lucky in the leg department. And some gals like me are just born meaty with two thighs, side by side, no grace space for walking. After a mile in muggy weather, I’m dealing with red scrapes on the inside of my legs. Why, oh why, must my thighs touch?! In winter I can wear tights, even pants if I’m desperate. But in summer’s open, breezy bottoms, they can’t stop touching each other all the time. Sheesh, if only I could get a man to stick to me like old lefty and righty leg! Keep reading »

Quotable: Emma Thompson Says Audrey Hepburn “Can’t Act”

“I find Audrey Hepburn fantastically twee. Twee is whimsy without wit. It’s mimsy-mumsy sweetness without any kind of bite. And that’s not for me. She can’t sing and she can’t really act, I’m afraid. I’m sure she was a delightful woman — and perhaps if I had known her I would have enjoyed her acting more, but I don’t and I didn’t, so that’s all there is to it, really.”

Emma Thompson on Audrey Hepburn, the original star of “My Fair Lady.” Thompson is writing the screenplay for a remake of the 1964 film, starring Carey Mulligan. Obviously, we need to start using the word “mimsy-mumsy” in conversation more often. [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

Megan Fox No Misnomer Even In 7th Grade Yearbook Photo

Even back in middle school, Megan Fox was a babe. Damn her! [The Daily Wh.at] Keep reading »

For The Week Of August 9-15, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sometimes all you need are a few encouraging words to put you over the edge to go after your dream. This week, listen to friends and let them bark in your ear as loud as they want to, because you will need that added push to get you back on the road to somewhere special, as somehow, lately, you’ve let demons get in your way of seeing straight.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Beware of what appears to be pretty, as hearing the right words and seeing the most spectacular eyes can blind you from what lies beneath. Not to say it’s a bad thing, but you must go at it with the right speed to really understand the reality. This means not jumping the gun and instantly buying into the ideal without doing your homework.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Break out the bubbly. This is one of those weeks where all will seem right and you‘ll be feeling as if you do have the answers to the universe. Seems some sweet rewards are coming your way and it’ll finally put your worst fears to rest, opening a new frame of mind that has you not only optimistic, but pumped. World, watch out, because here you come!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s all about expansion for you now, as you’ll want to stretch your life out to reach more corners of your curiosities, passions and ideals. Although there’s no stopping you, it seems not everyone you want to come along for the ride is so willing. Expect a clash of agendas to hit, making you wonder if you can truly have it all. Whatever. In the end, it’s a small bump on the road to better things.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes you have to do things you don’t like to get ahead — that is just how wheeling and dealing is. So prepare, as this week you’ll face a crossroads that will have you reaching deep into your core to make a decision that’ll have you playing with fire. The good news is that with bigger chances come huge rewards. Yes, count the coins on how much you want to bet on you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Love is a rare thing; so when you have it going on, appreciate it. Yes, time to stop, drop and love your boo again, by setting sights on bigger adventures and working on stockpiling more memories to gush over. As it stands, things are getting a bit staid, so save yourself by changing up the scenery. The cosmos is demanding you book a vacation toute de suite!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

We all have our dirty little secrets and our own bizarre little fetishes that get us off, as that is the magic that makes each one of us different and exciting. However, for you, trying to hide that part of you and play this good girl role is its own turn-on. Though, some routines are getting worn and it’s time to switch up the roles, as the cast around you is about to get more demanding.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Get on your dancing shoes and hit the town. You and your honey will be feeling the energy and the last thing you should be doing is wasting it away on the couch. This is your time to be best friends, run around town and revive the fiesta. If you’re single, no problem either: romance and commitment influences are hitting you hard. So waste no time, dress to impress!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re born stubborn and when you’re making a point, you can’t help your passionate ways; you stand your ground to the last dying breath. Too bad, no matter how sexy this will appear to another, it won’t get you anywhere now. Compromise is the only thing set on the agenda, but if you do come half way, the one meeting you there will make it worth your while.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your week is just about to get more exciting. Communications heat up in the love department and all sorts of naughty revelations will be coming forth, making you gush in many ways. Seems it’ll be hard to control the passion this week, as your brain is the first one that’ll get coddled into submission, because with the right combination of words, you are just that easy.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Whip your baby into submission. It’s time he knew you actually wear the pants in your combo and that you are also due this satisfaction. It’s time for you to feel as if your voice is truly being heard. A new sense of respect is coming your way once you speak out and it’ll be one that you’ll feel inside and out in the sexiest way.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget waiting to exhale. Do it now! This is your week to start anew and stop with the excuses for that someone who just doesn’t get you. Plus, if you free your hands now, in will come the cosmic back-up, as you need the energy of one door closing to get another one flying open. So, don’t worry your pretty little self; just head into action.

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Is My Vagina Too Big?

I hear cosmetic surgery advertisements all the time on the radio: breast enhancements, tummy tucks, liposuction, and vaginal rejuvenation.

Okay, the first three are obvious. But that fourth one? Vaginal rejuvenation? Does my vagina need to be made young again? I didn’t know it was old.

Actually, vaginal rejuvenation surgery is supposed to counteract the stretching effect that giving birth has on your vagina. The more children you give birth to, the more stretched out it gets. And it never returns to its original size. Read more Keep reading »

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