Quotable: Taylor Momsen Describes Her “High-Class Hooker” Style

“I dress for myself. Clearly, it’s provocative, but it makes me feel good. And if the only reason it makes someone uncomfortable is because I’m 17, then that person’s a scumbag because it shouldn’t matter.”

Taylor Momsen on her style, which she describes to Spin as “high-class hooker.” Look, my subscription to Streetwalker magazine lapsed, so I’m a bit out of touch with hooker style, but I don’t think Taylor’s look would be considered “high-class” anything. Anyway, I swear, we’ll stop writing about this teenager the second she stops with the awesome soundbites. In other words, we’ll be talking about her forever, so get used to it. [Spin] Keep reading »

New York Times Story On Melons Can Be Read 2 Ways

When I was younger, my friends and I used to take Mad Libs and fill in every blank space with dirty words and then laugh at how naughty we were. Using this as a base for my maturity level, you can imagine how happy I was when I came across a Gawker piece about a New York Times article that can be read very differently than intended. The NYT article is about the increase of farmers growing smaller and sweeter watermelons instead of the larger “picnic” watermelons. You can understand when the word “water” is dropped and you are left with just melons, that things get a little silly. Read on to see the best quotes from the story that can be taken the wrong way. Keep reading »

Who Needs Sookie Anyway?

Yeah, I would have preferred a more homoerotic pose on Rolling Stone‘s “True Blood” cover too. Only, I would have thrown in a naked and bloody Alcide for a little extra testosterone. [Camp Blood] Keep reading »

Luxe And Essential Travel Accessories

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Bonjour, Aloha, and Shalom, fellow jetsetters. Here’s our travel accessories guide to keep you covered for all your worldly or domestic jaunts. Here you’ll find some luxe minis, essentials you may not have thought to bring, plus super-smart packing aids. Hopefully, this will bring some inspiration to create your own pre-packed travel kit, so all you have to do is grab it and go!

“Top Model”‘s Classy Makeover Is Missing One Thing

“America’s Next Top Model” is supposedly getting a “high-class makeover” for its 15th “cycle,” which premieres September 8th. Last season, the long-running series debuted a new judge, Vogue‘s posh-accented and imposing Andre Leon Talley, and he, well, seemed a touch out of place amongst the otherwise campy production. So this season, instead of winning a spread in Seventeen (the show’s former print partner), the winner will get a spread in Vogue Italia, which is a big high-fashion step up. Additionally, the show will have more well-respected guest judges joining Talley and Tyra on the panel, like photographers Patrick Demarchelier and Francesco Carrozzini, and designers Zac Posen and Roberto Cavelli. All of this does add up to a pretty classy makeover for the show, which has, let’s face it, been running out of steam. Still, there’s one more tweak that needs to be made in order for “Top Model” to be taken seriously — FIRE JAY MANUEL. The silver-haired Oompa Loompa’s utterly asinine “creative direction” has got to go. [Deadline] Keep reading »

15 Celebs Indulging In Ice Cream

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I still haven’t decided whether or not I’m going to see “Eat Pray Love.” But if I do, it will be for Javier Bardem and the ice cream. Every time I see the poster of Julia Roberts working on some gelato, it makes my mouth water. After the jump, some celebs indulging in everyone’s favorite summer treat. Damn, I think I need a scoop now.
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