Quotable: Audrina Patridge Has A $5,000 Chanel Surfboard And You Don’t

“The most expensive thing I bought recently was a $5,000 Chanel surfboard. I’m using it as décor in my bedroom until I get really good at surfing. It’s too pretty to risk chipping it.”

Audrina Patridge, on what you too can have if you eat a Carl’s Jr. hamburger in a gold bikini and spend years of your life alongside Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. [Mirror UK]
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“Real Housewives”‘ Teresa Giudice Files For Bankruptcy, Celebrates With $60K Shopping Spree

So, how does a New Jersey housewife and her juicy delicious husband celebrate declaring bankruptcy after going $11 million in debt? With a five-figure shopping spree of course! According to The New York Post, after Teresa and Joe Giudice filed for bankruptcy and put their home and possessions up for auction, they went ahead and racked up an additional $60,000 on new home furnishings — for what home?! “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star has always had a bit of a shopping problem, but spending money that you don’t have, while filing for bankruptcy on the money you already owe seems to be, I dunno, completely insane and offensive to those who have real money problems. How are they going to afford to send their four daughters to college beauty pageant school? [NY Post] Keep reading »

8 Things To Do Before Summer Ends

It’s officially past mid-August and somehow there’s still so much I want to do this summer. My husband and I moved apartments in July, which means we were inside many weekend days over the past two months packing/unpacking. Sad! Well, we made it to Coney Island on July 4th for the hot dog-eating contest, to the beach twice and to a Mets game … but I want more summertime fun, so much more. So, to make sure I don’t have any regrets come fall, I’ve made a list of 8 classic summertime thrills to have before Labor Day, if it’s even possible to fit them all in. Check ‘em out, after the jump. Maybe they’ll inspire you to take advantage of the last few dog days of summer, too. Keep reading »

We’re Going to Die Alone, And That’s OK

Our hilarious (and adorable) friend Ryan made this all-too-true T-shirt and we had to share.

In case you can’t see the small type, it says: “I am going to die alone. I only have myself to blame. I’m picky and a little crazy and maybe I’m in love with my good friend who’s totally not into me, but whatever. I’m NOT bitter. And no, I won’t internet date, thank you very much. And Fine, I’m a lot crazy. But that doesn’t mean that I should just settle for some nice guy who doesn’t go to the gym and has s**tty taste in everything. I’d rather die. Alone.”

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Quotable: Jenny McCarthy Wants To “Hit It While It’s Hot”

“I’m enjoying [being single] tremendously! Look at me in this outfit. Would I not be hitting this? Come on. I have one more year to pull off an outfit like this, so I better hit it while it’s hot.”

Jenny McCarthy says she is loving single life in Las Vegas now that she’s split from Jim Carrey. Still, we dunno about the look. Did she raid the “I Dream of Jeannie” wardrobe closet? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: Should You Mercy-Kill A Dead-End Relationship?

Bad Band. Jew Joker. Sandwich. The Brute. AwwMike. Babycheese. My laundry list of discarded loves reads like a storyboard of comic book villains, each nickname a clue as to their respective fatal flaws. Anyone who knows me well knows I have a history of dating men who are wildly inappropriate for me. It’s been a quirk I myself was willing to accept, further proof of my fun-loving, devil-may-care spirit (this despite the days and weeks of sobbing and agonizing over wholly ridiculous relationships when they inevitably ended). Keep reading »

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