Get Ready For “America’s Next Top Circus Freak”


It’s “America’s Next Top Model” Cycle 15 trailer time … and I’m scared. Based on what I’ve seen so far, I’m thinking they should re-name the show “America’s Next Top Circus Freak.” Keep reading »

Fearlessly Fit: Amelia Forces John DeVore To BOING With Kangoo!

A few months ago, I posted a Quick Pic of Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bouncing along a beach boardwalk with weird boots on their feet, which I then dubbed “pogo jogging.” Further investigation revealed they were wearing “Kangoo Jumps,” shoes worn while participating in some new fangled fitness fad out of, uh, Europe or something. Being that I’m a gal who likes to skip, jump, and gallop around for no reason, this seemed like the ideal workout to try out for our “Fearlessly Fit” series. And because working out is so much more fun when you’re doing it with a buddy, I dragged along my brother-from-another-mother, our own Mind of Man, John DeVore. Keep reading »

Why Are So Many Afghan Women Killing Themselves?

More bad news out of the Middle East: Fresh off Time magazine’s cover story on the state of Afghanistan (with accompanying extremely disturbing cover photo), a new report from Afghanistan’s Health Minister found that more than 23,000 women and girls attempted suicide there last year — a “several-fold” increase on previous years.

Around 48 percent of Aghanistan’s 23.6 million people are women — so that means around .2 percent of the country’s female population has attempted suicide. Compare that with the U.S. — where 2005 statistics found that 6,730 women committed suicide — or .004 percent — and you’ll see how shocking that really is. (Attempted suicide statistics are unavailable but most reports say there is one death for every 12 to 25 attempts.)

Why are so many Afghan women taking their own lives? Keep reading »

Quotable: Jerry O’Connell Gets His Peen Bitten Off In “Piranha 3D”

“I get to play Joe Francis! Oh, wait. For legal reasons I’m supposed to say, ‘I play someone loosely based on Joe Francis.’ I play Derek Jones, who owns Wild Wild Girls, which is loosely based—loosely!—on Girls Gone Wild … We shot the film at Lake Havasu, which is a man-made lake that the Colorado River runs into. The water’s, like, 60 degrees. That’s, like, really cold. So any images of my penis that have been captured, well, it’s freezing water. It’s not my best light.”

Jerry O’Connell talks about the flick “Piranha 3D,” in which he plays a soft-core pornographer looking for coeds to exploit during spring break. The scene everyone’s talking about? Where Jerry’s peen gets bitten off and flies towards the audience. Eek! [Daily Beast] Keep reading »

Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations, People

Can We Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations Now, Please?

Hollywood is filled with blondes — both bottled and born — doing their best Marilyn Monroe imitations. Courtney Stodden, teen bride, was just the latest in a long, sordid trail of celebs to break out the pin curls and red lipstick when she did a photo shoot as the star in Hollywood this week. I’m pretty sure Norma Jean is rolling over in her grave. Seriously: stick a fork in this look ’cause it’s done.

Jason Schwartzman And Michael Cera Play Weathermen


Finally! Two great reasons to watch the weather. In this ridonkulous video, Jason Schwartzman and Michael Cera stop by Atlanta’s Fox 5 News to play weathermen for a day and promote their new film “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.” In case you were wondering, it’s going to be sunny and funny with a chance of busses. [NY Mag] Keep reading »

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