Want A Raise? Better Douche First!

Summer’s Eve, the brand of vaginal douche that apparently still exists, has a very, um, compelling advertisement in the latest issue of Women’s Day. Made to look like a piece of editorial content, the advertisement offers advice to women who are preparing to ask for a raise at work. But before you go marching into your boss’ office, better make sure your vagina smells good! Seriously. More, after the jump … Keep reading »

Remember When Piercing Your Ears Was The Biggest Deal Ever?

As every fretful mother knows, getting your ears pierced is totally the gateway drug to getting your clit pierced by someone named “Skid” behind a pizza parlor at midnight. I think The Frisky’s new slogan should be, “We might seem like nice girls, but we’ve got a lot of nipple piercings between us!” After the jump, find out where you can find holes if you, um, go looking … Keep reading »

Would You Rather … Star In An American Apparel Ad Or On A Talbots Cover?

Welcome to Would You Rather, a game in which we concoct hypothetical style dilemmas and ask you to choose which option’s worse.

Even though Talbots has gotten a bit more with-it in recent years, it still doesn’t take away from the fact that your mom eagerly awaits the arrival of the store’s catalogue in her mailbox each month. You’d certainly make her very happy to be clad in khakis on the cover. On the other hand, having your butt star in an American Apparel campaign would make you famous for life and probably get you laid for almost as long. Mom, on the other hand, might not be so happy about that one. So which would you rather do—be safe and boring as a Talbots model or be one of Dov Charney’s racy indie girls? Keep reading »

5 Celebrity Men Who’ve Had Trouble Getting Laid

Enrique Iglesias wasn’t always the Anna Kournikova-dating, Latin lovah that he is today. He used to have trouble lobbying for love before he was famous. “Are you kidding me? I couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse when I was younger … I don’t care what people say, fame is the best aphrodisiac you can have,” he said in a recent interview. All of us average Joes and Janes thank you for that bit of inspiration, Enrique. Because we will never be famous and our dry spells will sprawl out in front of us forevermore. [NY Post]

After the jump, some more celebrity men who claimed to have had trouble getting laid. Keep reading »

For Once, Georgia Jagger Isn’t Hypersexualized—Or Is She?—In This W Mag Spread

Eighteen-year-old Georgia May Jagger has two claims to fame. First, that she is Mick Jagger’s daughter. And second, that she made her modeling debut at 17 years old, appearing topless in a Hudson Jeans ad. Subsequently, it’s been difficult to consider Jagger without defaulting to talk about scandal. Despite the fact that Miss Jagger claimed Model of the Year at the British Fashion Awards, the teen’s work has continually been uber-sexual. (Of course, perhaps it’s hypocritical to make an example of Georgia when the fashion industry is sending 13-year-old girls down the runway, but nevertheless, she’s become a point of controversy.) Keep reading »

Has Heidi Montag’s Face Returned To, Um, Normal?

Now that Heidi Montag is seemingly free of Spencer Pratt, is she starting to, well, return to her old self? By the looks of this photo and others published on RadarOnline.com, her face, at least, might be. Find out more, after the jump… Keep reading »

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