Hey, By The Way, You’re AWESOME!

Having one of those too-sucky-for-words days? Then you need an awesomeness reminder! A new company, appropriately called Awesomeness Reminders, is making bank on telling you how great you are. For a small monthly fee, they collect your personal information and give you daily calls to tell you just how awesome you are.

You can sign up for up to six months at a time (we imagine getting a call every day for six months might be a bit annoying). Sign up fees start at $10, but we’ll tell you for free. Ready? YOU’RE AWESOME! Keep reading »

Tallest Teen In The World, Elisany Silva, Announces Plans To Model

And I thought I was tall. Brazil’s Elisany Silva is 14 years old and 6’9″. She’s so tall, she hits her head into the ceiling of the small house in which she lives, and she had to stop going to school because she couldn’t fit on the bus. The family seems unclear on exactly why Silva is so tall. “I want [her] to stop growing up, to be [like] the other girls,” her mother says, “because I know she feels weird and sometimes wants to be like them.” Despite the challenges, Silva wants to become a model, and she’ll be making her catwalk debut in an upcoming bridal show in Belem, Brazil. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ali Fedotowsky And Roberto Martinez Want To Elope!

  • Ali Fedotowsky says she would prefer to elope with her final “Bachelorette” pick, fiance Roberto Martinez. Unforch, having a big fancy wedding filmed by ABC is required! [People]
  • Jay-Z says Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have inspired him to want to have kids with Beyonce. [The Daily Mirror]
  • Taylor Swift is dating British actor Toby Hemingway. [Page Six]

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Your Hairdo Is Making Me Hungry

This woman has turned half her hair into an homage to Oreo cookies. This woman’s hair is awesome. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Want A Raise? Better Douche First!

Summer’s Eve, the brand of vaginal douche that apparently still exists, has a very, um, compelling advertisement in the latest issue of Women’s Day. Made to look like a piece of editorial content, the advertisement offers advice to women who are preparing to ask for a raise at work. But before you go marching into your boss’ office, better make sure your vagina smells good! Seriously. More, after the jump … Keep reading »

Remember When Piercing Your Ears Was The Biggest Deal Ever?

As every fretful mother knows, getting your ears pierced is totally the gateway drug to getting your clit pierced by someone named “Skid” behind a pizza parlor at midnight. I think The Frisky’s new slogan should be, “We might seem like nice girls, but we’ve got a lot of nipple piercings between us!” After the jump, find out where you can find holes if you, um, go looking … Keep reading »

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