Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Even before checking out the photos from Christian Siriano’s spring 2011 runway show, I knew his collection must have been something to behold, based on the tweets coming out of the tents. Those who caught his show declared that he had “wowed” the crowd, that the clothes were “amazing,” “bananas,” and, of course, “fierce.” And they sure are something — Siriano showed a mix of fun party dresses, fancy separates, and a few clean white pieces, but the real standouts were his over-the-top Oscar-worthy gowns, including the stunner above. Keep clicking to check out some of my other favorites — this kid is definitely only getting started.
- Boyfriend-of-the-year Chris Brown has been tweeting for the #fatstrippernames hash tag on Twitter and coming up with creative ways to use the word “hoe,” like “double stuffed orehoe” and “Dorithoe.” He does have PR people, right? [The Gloss]
- The Senate Crime and Drugs sub-committee announced it will investigate whether police departments nationwide are doing justice to sexual assault victims by thoroughly investigating reports. The committee was prompted by an exposé by the Baltimore Sun newspaper which found Baltimore cops have been mishandling rape reports. [Baltimore Sun]
- An Indiana hospital whose emergency room denied treatment to transgender patient Erin Vaughn, and mocked her as a “he-she,” has changed its policy so all employees must undergo training on gender identity. [SheWired.com]
“I’m sorry” is a phrase that every human being should be comfortable uttering on a daily basis. If people said these two simple words more often, the world would be a happier place. Unfortunately, some apologies are just too little too late. We’ve been waiting for years and years for infamous d-bag Spencer Pratt to say the magic words to Heidi Montag, if not to the entire world, for having to endure his a**hattery. I can’t believe it took a divorce and trying to release Heidi’s sex tape for him to man up. He has finally admitted to making ”certain private issues public” and ”horribly embarrassing the one person who meant the world to me.” He says his behavior was ”outrageous and infantile.” Finally, dude! [NY Times]
But I don’t even care anymore. I already hate him too much to take his mea culpa seriously. After the jump, some more too-little-too-late apologies. We don’t forgive you.
Earlier this summer, the world met Sheyla Hershey of Houston, Texas, who possesses the world’s biggest breasts. Sheyla’s knockers measure in at 38KKK, courtesy of some sketchy-sounding surgery that took place in Brazil because plastic surgery laws there are looser. Alas, Sheyla learned the hard way that carrying around a gallon of silicone in your ta- tas is dangerous when they developed a staph infection. Keep reading »
I have a weakness for a man on a scooter. Because I like the way the world looks from a scooter. Any kind of scooter will do. I don’t discriminate. Vespas, razors, Segways—they’re all incredibly sexy, not to mention green. After the jump, hot men on scooters. Hey, can I get a ride?
“Sure, I’d tell you if I was. I guess the reason I wouldn’t is because I’d be worried that it would hurt my career. I suppose that’s the reason one wouldn’t do that, right? But no, that wouldn’t be something that would deter me. I’m going to do projects that I want to do. Everyone thinks I’m a stoner, and some people think I’m gay because I’ve played these gay roles. That’s what people think, but it’s not true. I don’t smoke pot. I’m not gay…”