23 Bad Sex Moves

Manly Marie Claire blogger Rich Santos posted 7 downright horrible lame guy sex moves. From the mid make-out pass-out to leaving the TV on, it was a list of real oh-no-he-didn’ts! But after over a decade of my own slut baggery, I’ve come up with another 23. Here’s what I’ve learned while piling up the food at the man buffet. It’s nice to think my exploits will somehow benefit mankind … Keep reading »

The 10 Best Emmy Award Moments

Here’s how I generally feel about awards shows: they’re exciting for the first 15 minutes and then things get sloooooow from there and I just want it to end so I can go to sleep. I was prepared to be totally bored during last night’s Emmy Awards. But the show turned out to be both adorable and entertaining. Besides the “Glee”-tastic, Jon Hamm rump-shakin’ opening number, here are my 10 favorite Emmy moments. With videos included! Keep reading »

Quotable: Jason Sudeikis Blew His Chance To See January Jones Naked

“He’s never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments … I think he handled that question very well. He made a joke of it. What was he supposed to say?”

January Jones gives her reaction to her maybe-boyfriend Jason Sudeikis‘ appearance on “Lopez Tonight” last week, during which George asked Jason if he’d seen January “naked and everything.” Jason responded, “I don’t want to get into it. I’m kidding. I do want to get into it! I do, and I have!” So is January mad? Or not? We can’t tell. [People] Keep reading »

For The Week Of August 30 – September 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sorry to say you are going to be your own worst enemy this week, as somehow you’ll be weighing out the wrong pros and cons to get to your answers. However, try all you might, you know the right answer is in that nagging pit inside your stomach that you just have to deal with. Life sometimes isn’t that pretty and right now is one of those moments.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be on top of your game, so love every minute of it. Seems you will be having that Midas touch to point to whomever or whatever near you and have it submit to you in quite a magical way. Just don’t be too crazy in your desires though, as even though you do have mystical powers working for you, they won’t be at the level of miracle making.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Have you felt as if you’re going three steps forward, then two back? If so, then let go. Forget your control freak ways, as it’s letting loose the reigns that’ll help let the opportunities pour in, as it seems the tension you are giving out is holding everything in a crazy state of flux. Yes, time to let destiny prove there is more to life than another set of disappointments.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget about the romance part of life, because that is just not going to make any sense right now. Instead, focus on just having fun and enjoy those platonic relationships, as trying to get overly complicated now isn’t going to work to your favor. If anything, it’s time to coast on your charm and see what others bring to the table.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Fanfare and praise are due to you now and if you aren’t getting it, something is wrong. As it goes, this is your cosmic time for dreams to unravel and results for your hard work to come in. However, if you don’t see signs, know there is time to backtrack and rework the plan — not all is lost if you still believe and are willing to put in the work. Although, time is ticking, so you better work fast.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Lose the modesty now because it won’t get you anywhere. Remember, it’s the squeakiest wheel that gets the grease, so share out loud what you feel and put yourself on that pedestal, because your words and opinions are valid and important. The only way you can get proper recognition with those who are important to you is if they know you exist.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is about to hit a new direction and if you want to stay for the ride, you’re going to have to suck it up and let your honey vent and get what he needs out. No, not everything about love is beautiful, but if you put up with some of the ugliness now, there’ll be lovely things just around the corner waiting to blossom. So, don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater quite yet.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s OK to coast this week and feel the love. All should be good now, as in being in the groove of your life, love and aims. While there can be some rockiness in your day-to-day routines, your overall attitude is so far intact that nothing should penetrate it. So, when some turbulence does hit, don’t freak — it’ll all even out by the end.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Go ahead and be lead by your desires, as it’s too overpowering to try to stop yourself now. Besides, if you’re going to learn anything, you have to walk through the fire to get the full education. However, chances are you’ll be in for a few happy surprises, as what you think you know won’t be what is there. Ultimately, at the end, you will gain more than expected.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The universe is out to get you laid and in love, as Mars and Venus are ganging up in your romance sector to ensure that possibilities come flowing in. Of course, if you’re that fed up and want to keep those walls up, your creativity will also be peaking and can keep you busy like a bee. However, seems the powers that be might be too strong for you to resist.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Rocky times are headed your way on the domestic front, as bratty behaviors take center stage. So, if you want some peace of mind, it’ll mean being prepared to compromise and see what reason can buy you. Unfortunately, these days, it probably won’t be too much, so brace yourself for one of those weeks where happy hour truly will mean something special to you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Languish in long conversation during these last days of summer. It’s in one of these talks that you’ll get that “ah-ha” moment about that certain someone you’ve had hanging on your line. The only true way to your heart now is through your mind. If they can prove they know how to open those little doorways in, then get ready for phase number two.

If Carlo Rossi Went On A Reality Makeover Show …

Suddenly, table wine doesn’t seem so declasse thanks to Rethink Communications. The company imagined a high-design makeover for jug-style booze. [Lovely Package] Keep reading »

Just A Couple Of Corgis Working On Their Fitness

When you’re short, every ounce you gain shows. That’s probably why these little Corgi pups are hitting the treadmill with such gusto; too much kibble at the dog party. [Videogum] Keep reading »

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