Paris Hilton has been filled with excuses about her recent cocaine bust — she thought the coke was gum and the purse the drugs were found in wasn’t even hers. Except that it is, according to a photo of the purse Hilton proudly tweeted a month before the incident. According to Radar Online, in mid-July, Paris tweeted the photo above, along with the caption: “Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today : )” The purse is supposedly the exact same one that cocaine was found in this past weekend — so unless Paris is suddenly cool with her friends bogarting her style and carrying an identical purse, she done goofed. Not to mention lied to the police. Oops! [Radar Online] Keep reading »
This past weekend, I headed to the Catskills with some friends, including a super hot dude. I also happened to have my period. I was in the bathroom changing my tampon, thinking about how, like, unbecoming a position one has to take in order to put in a tampon and how it would be MORTIFYING if the hot dude walked in. It’s just one of many oddly embarrassing and awkward positions that, really, you don’t ever want a dude to see you in — not a crush, a boyfriend, a husband, no one. Check out 15 more, after the jump …
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Poor Kelly Taylor. Her mom is a total cokehead and an embarrassment as host of the Mother-Daughter Fashion Show. Too bad she’s too effed up to enjoy all the luscious ’90s fashions. Keep reading »
Guess who has a new single out after 17 years? My favorite trench coat-wearing, Ray-Ban-rocking, ’80s crooner—Rick Astley. Check out his new single, “Lights Out,” after the jump. He wasn’t lying when he said he would never desert me. Well, I won’t desert him either. xo Rick. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
When I got married, one of my oldest friends wrote on her card, “I am so glad you married someone so cool!” When she got married a year later, luckily I felt the same way. I know we’ll be friends for a long time, because I think she married someone that brings out the best in her, and she’s making happy life choices as a result.
I wish all of my friends fell into this category. Keep reading »
Natalie Portman is gorgeous. And smart. And funny. And forever the quirky girl of every man’s dreams after her Shins-playing role in “Garden State.” And according to early reviews of “Black Swan,” Natalie may soon also be an Oscar winner. The flick premiered last night at the Venice Film Festival, and reviewers’ opinions of the movie as a whole seem to vary. But they all seem to agree that Natalie is amazing as Nina, a ballerina teetering on the edge when her company’s artistic director doesn’t believe she has the depth to play both the White Swan and the Black Swan in a reinterpretation of “Swan Lake” and brings in another dancer for the darker Black Swan part, Lily, played by Mila Kunis. Apparently, Natalie has been talking to director Darren Aronofsky about this part for almost a decade. Keep reading »