America: Mouth To Shining Mouth

A good-looking guy can approach you with a manly swagger, but if his smile is busted, game over. And no amount of alcohol can make you feel good about frenching a mouth full of rotten nubbin teeth. Sorry, Austin Powers. So where’s a girl to go? According to Men’s Health, the best bites are in the Midwest, with cities like Minneapolis, Madison, and St. Paul topping their lists. Although Las Vegas is ranked high as one the cities that buy the most floss, we’re pretty sure the locals call it “g-strings.” [Men’s Health] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Evan Dando

Holy crap! Remember Evan Dando, the studly, emotional lead singer of The Lemonheads? We thought he was dead. Not so! The singer made an appearance, looking exactly the same as he did 22 years ago when the band was formed, at the NME Awards this week. Umm, apparently The Lemonheads aren’t dead either and are currently in the studio recording a new album. Whatever, we hope they still play “It’s A Shame About Ray” at their live shows. Keep reading »

Han Solo Gets His Chest Waxed

Harrison Ford got his chest waxed on Access Hollywood in order to shock people into paying attention to deforestation. This is especially interesting considering how shy and reclusive the Indiana Jones star is known for being. Apparently the painful removing of his chest hair is supposed to draw a parallel to the devastating impact deforestation has on the planet. Listen, Solo, you are preaching to the choir. We appreciate the sincere message, but women have been waxing for years. Besides, we’ve all seen The 40-Year Old Virgin by now. Lookin’ good though! [Access Hollywood via Ecorazzi] Keep reading »

Sex And The City And Fergie, A Good Combination?

A lot has changed since Sex and the City went off the air four years ago, including the show’s opening music. Written for the movie, “Labels & Love” is inspired by the original, lyric-less ditty and sung by Fergie. “It’s an entirely new song with lyrics, but it has the Sex and the City theme as the DNA — on steroids,” according to the movie’s director, Michael Patrick King. Give it a listen and tell us whether it’s your new favorite song. We think it sounds like it was put together in a hurry on Fergie’s home computer using Garage Band. [Greasy Guide] Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Jennifer Lopez On Reality TV, Norman Mailer’s Mistress, Cuddling Babies, And More

  • Jennifer Lopez plans to join the ranks of Jessica Simpson, Britney, Carmen Electra, and the Lohan family with a reality show. The show, on TLC, will document her trying to balance her career and motherhood. Will this be with or without the help of five nannies, an assistant, and a hair and makeup team? [People.com]
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    Bridesmaid Dresses Don’t Have To Be Fugs

    Jenna Bush is getting married on May 10th and USA Today got a good look at her bridal party’s outfits, designed by Lela Rose. Our first impression is that Jenna’s bridesmaids won’t be tossing these dresses in the Hall Of Shame bin the second the ceremony is over. [USA Today] Keep reading »

    Gossip Girl Ads Get Parents Hot And Bothered

    We knew it wouldn’t take long before someone complained about the OMFG ads for Gossip Girl — only it’s not the implied curse words that has got the Parents Television Council pissed off. The ads feature “cleavage kissing”, which the PTC considers inappropriate marketing for teens 12-17. Gotta say, there are far more worrisome messages being sent on Gossip Girl (like encouraging shallow consumerism!) that I’m not so sure I’d be psyched about my impressionable teen watching the show. Gossip Girl is for adults, darnit! [WND.com] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Marky Mark Goes For Baby Number Three

  • Mark Wahlberg’s fiance of four years, Rhea Durham, is pregnant with their third child. Man up, Marky. [DListed]
  • Coolest surprise wedding ever — Lou Reed married longtime partner Laurie Anderson in a secret ceremony in Colorado earlier this month. We’re sure it was a “perfect day”! HA! [Contact Music]
  • Before there was Speidi, there was Heidi Montag and Chace Crawford. They supposedly made out before Heidi met Spencer. [RollingStone.com]
  • So annoying. Ashlee Simpson thinks she is being really adorable by playing coy about her pregnancy. You’re not Jennifer Lopez. No one cares. [Us Weekly]
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    Self Love Is Good For His Health

    Guys have been flushing carcinogens out of their bodies since puberty, and they probably didn’t even know it! Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria in Australia found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Sadly, sexual intercourse does not seem to have the same effect. This is not because men are more turned on by their hands, but rather, intercourse increases the risk of getting an STD, which might raise the risk of cancer. [Fox News] Keep reading »

    Game Theory For Playing The Game

    Why does that busted butter face on the second floor have a boyfriend and I don’t? Why can’t beautiful and successful women seem to find love? Why can’t I win an eBay auction? It all has to do with game theory. “Strong bidders” like Cameron Diaz know they have got it going on, so they hold out for incredible, perfect offers. While “weak bidders” (you know who I’m talking about, cough, Brandon Davis), know they’re not strong contenders, so they tend to be super aggressive to compensate. This is how the fugs get the love — they take what they can get. So, just like in the work place, when it comes to romance, you’ve got to be assertive if you want to get what you deserve. Mystery solved. [Slate] Keep reading »

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