Random Single Gal Recipe: Black Bean And Zucchini Enchiladas With Tomatillo & Chile Cream Sauce

Random Single Gal Recipe: Black Bean And Zucchini Enchiladas With Tomatillo & Chile Cream Sauce

I’m about to tell you about a recipe for enchiladas that is so good, I forgot to take a picture of it before the casserole dish was completely empty. Seriously, I ate it all (well, my mom and brother helped) and then I was like, “I can’t wait to share this recipe with The Frisky’s readers! Lemme grab my iPhone and take a — OH. Oops.” So the picture above? Not the enchiladas I made, but enchiladas someone else made that look a lot like the enchiladas I made. Anyway, whatever, it’s not like you’re framing the picture — you’re making the recipe yourself and scarfing it down before you can document it on film too, right? Let’s proceed! Keep reading »

The White House Finally Responds To The Petition To Deport Justin Bieber (Sort Of)

White House “Deport Justin Bieber” Petition Gains 100,000 Dis-Beliebing Signatures

For years, the American people have bled, died and fought to survive under a terrible reign. Our government finally had the opportunity to do something about this menace from the north … and they messed it up.

Yes, the White House has responded to the official We The People petition to deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card. Despite 270,000 signatures, their answer was “no comment.”  Keep reading »

It’s Time To Cry: Things Moms Want Their Daughters To Know

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Listen While Your Mother Is Talking To You

Mother’s Day is still three weeks away, but the Internet is already getting started with weepy videos about our moms. And Buzzfeed’s video, “Things Moms Want Their Daughters To Know,” is up there on the weep-ster scale. From body confidence, fear of failure, and filling your life with love, the tips these mothers and soon-to-be-mothers will prick your eyes with daughterly tears. If only my own mother had participated, she could have taught everyone how to remember the proper way to set a table! (Fork on the left because both words have four letters, knife and spoon on the right because all the words have five letters. Huzzah!) [YouTube]

The Emotional Life Cycle Of Playing The Lottery (In GIFs)

The Emotional Life Cycle Of Playing The Lottery (In GIFs)

Guess what? I didn’t win the New York Lotto AGAIN. For some reason, my family is fascinated with the Lotto. Not Vegas style gambling, just your average convenience store lottery. Since my early childhood, I remember them purchasing tickets but never winning anything significant. As an adult, I find myself getting sucked in.  I know the chances of winning are less than slim, but whenever I attempt to resist, someone says, “You’ve got to be in it to win it.”

If you have ever purchased a Mega Millions, Powerball, Sweet Millions, or state Lotto, you have experienced the following. Keep reading »

Worst First Date Ever Steals Woman’s Dog And TV

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No stolen hearts on this first date. Instead, a New Jersey woman says a man she met on a dating website stole her dog and her flat-screen TV. Read more on Huffington Post…

Style Stealer: Diane Kruger’s Coachella Crop Top

Style Stealer: Diane Kruger at Coachella

I was halfway done composing this Style Stealer of Diane Kruger’s Coachella outfit when I said, “Heeeeyyy wait a minute! Is that adorable black skater skirt she’s wearing actually SHORTS?!” After examining a close-up of Diane’s crotch area from different angles in Photoshop (the things we do for accuracy around here), I concluded that they were indeed high-waisted culottes. Phew. Crisis averted. If you’re digging her cool crop top + culottes ensemble, read on to get all the pieces for yourself (all for $100 or less!)… Keep reading »

“Broad City”‘s Ilana Glazer Celebrated 420 With This Weird Video Tribute To Love, Sexiness & Bubble Wrap

"Broad City"'s Ilana Glazer Celebrated 4/20 With This Weird Video Tribute To Love, Sexiness & Bubble Wrap
Watch "Sex: A Journey Of Love"!

God, my love for Ilana Glazer of “Broad City” knows no bounds. The show’s resident pothead celebrated 420 yesterday with a very special episode of her web series, Chronic Gamer Girl (in which she usually plays videogames stoned),  entitled “Sex: A Journey Of Love.” Her cute pup Lincoln makes an appearance, there’s some rolling around in bubble wrap, and Ilana delivers an inspiring speech imploring the viewer to recognize their sexiness. It makes no sense (unless you’re high, duh). [NYMag.com]

Life After Dating: Bitter, Party Of One

Life After Dating: Bitter, Party Of One

A few years ago, I had a Big, Terrible Breakup. I’d been living with a guy, whom I loved, wanted to marry and raise kids with. He wanted those things, too, until he didn’t. I hadn’t seen the split coming and felt completely gobsmacked.

I turned around, reactivated my OKCupid profile, and began dating immediately. That turned out to not be such a good idea. I thought I needed to distract myself (and considering I had moved back in with my parents, part of me did need to distract myself) but what I really needed was to heal. Alas, even though I was not ready to date yet in the grander scheme of things, dipping my toe back in the waters showed me there were lots other guys out there. It took me a couple months to admit that there could be someone out there better for me than Ex-Mr. Jessica. But my acceptance wasn’t necessarily due to anything particularly convincing he said while we were breaking up; it came from meeting other guys online who, in integral ways, seemed like they’d be a better fit.

That’s not to say that I limped off my injury gracefully. Not much at all, in fact. I passed many, many months during 2011 mired in bitterness — hurt, resentful, and very angry. Keep reading »

When Did Peggy Olson Become “Mad Men”‘s Resident A-Hole?

When Did Peggy Olson Become "Mad Men"'s Resident A-Hole?
Seriously Peggy, STFU!

Sigh. Well, I suppose in some ways, it was bound to happen. At the end of “Mad Men”‘s last season, Peggy Olson took a seat in Don Draper’s recently vacated chair (him having been given a leave of absence), gazing upon her new office in a pose that recalled his from season one. The implication was that Peggy was the new Don, but it wasn’t until last night’s episode that we realized just how much Peggy had come to resemble her mentor, i.e. a miserable asshole. In the episode, Peggy’s assistant Shirley receives flowers from her fiance on Valentine’s Day, which Peggy assumes are for her. Peggy stomps around and flounces like a petulant child the entire episode, alternating between “generously” offering the flowers to Shirley (not realizing they were hers in the first place) and then demanding she throw them away. When Joyce finally tells her that the flowers were never hers, Peggy’s  behavior only worsened, resulting in Shirley’s transfer to another desk. (In the same episode, another Black female assistant, Dawn, also had her job impacted by a white partner’s temper tantrum.) Some might say this was really out of character for Peggy, but I think we were just given a glimpse of Peggy at her worst, having achieved all that she thought she wanted but happiness. Hopefully, because Peggy isn’t as fucked up as Don, this will be a wakeup call rather than a foreshadowing of more to come. Check out a clip above!

The Soapbox: “Game of Thrones,” Thanks for Employing Porn Stars

The Soapbox: "Game of Thrones," Thanks for Employing Porn Stars

I’m just going to say it upfront: I’m a massive fan of “Game of Thrones.”

I know it’s problematic, controversial around its portrayals of women, and arguably more violent on screen than required (see last night’s rape scene for an example). And I know there’s been plenty of excellent critiques arguing that “Game of Thrones” is feminist, or isn’t feminist, or asking if it matters whether it’s feminist or not. I’ve appreciated the commentary on racism and “GoT,” as well as in fantasy in general. Through this I have learned a great deal on how to be a fan of problematic media while still maintaining a critique; there are certain ways where the book and the show differ that make the show more sexist, and in other ways less sexist, than the original material. I’m glad, actually, because if I never engaged in anything I found critique-worthy I think I’d self-destruct! Keep reading »

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