Chardonnay + Zebra Cakes (And 6 More Wine And Crappy Snack Pairings) | February 2, 2016 - 6:30 pm

A good glass of wine is the cornerstone of a relaxing evening at home after a long day of work, or parenting (which is work), or both. So many of us enjoy this small luxury but can’t afford to splurge on the higher end, vintage, found-in-a-wine-cellar type bottles.

No, for us it’s Woodbridge and Beringer,… More »

WTF, TLC?: Duggars To Return For Another Season of “19 Kids And Counting?”

Robyn Pennacchia | February 2, 2016 - 6:00 pm

Well that certainly didn’t take long. More »

Anal Play Isn’t An Insult

Nico Lang | February 2, 2016 - 5:30 pm

Despite Kanye’s discomfort with it, treating queer pleasure as a taboo is bad for everyone. More »

Judge Judy Has Some Wise Life Advice For You That You Should Probably Take

Megan Reynolds | February 2, 2016 - 5:00 pm

Judge Judy’s like your kooky Aunt Eileen, but an awful lot better. More »

Kate Winslet: Yeah, Leo Could Have Fit On Titanic Board

Newser | February 2, 2016 - 4:30 pm

Kate Winslet has finally addressed a concern some Titanic fans have probably had for years: Why did her character, Rose, let Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Jack, die when there was clearly a door floating in the ocean that was large enough for both of them to ride to rescue? “I think he could have actually fitted… More »

Who Will Win The GOP Butt Caucus?

The Frisky | February 2, 2016 - 4:00 pm

We all know the GOP candidates are asses, but who’s the best ass of them all? More »

Elderly Residents Of Bucolic British Town Gun Down Terroristic Swans With Supersoakers

Megan Reynolds | February 2, 2016 - 3:30 pm

The bucolic village of Briscombe, England is under attack. Elderly residents of the Hope Mill Park area are living in fear, persecuted by a pair of elegant yet deadly swans who have finally decided to take back the land that was rightfully theirs. After years of peaceful coexistence, the swans have taken up the good… More »

Maybe I’m Not “Meant” To Be A Mother (And That’s Okay)

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 2, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Having never even considered what lay beyond the point of imaginary motherhood, my ticking biological clock took on a more foreboding sound, a countdown slog towards, well, death. More »

Ted Cruz Secures Crucial Holy Ghost Endorsement, According To His Daddy

Robyn Pennacchia | February 2, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Rafael Cruz claims the Holy Spirit visited Ted Cruz to tell him to run for president. More »

The Oscars Are Trying Really, Really Hard To Be Less White

Lauren Duca | February 2, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Like, they are really, really, trying. More »

Punxsutawney Phil Confirms Global Warming

Lauren Duca | February 2, 2016 - 2:15 pm

He predicted both spring and the end of days. More »

Hold Onto Your Wigs: Meet the Queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 8

Megan Reynolds | February 2, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Hello, hello, HELLO, squirrelfriends. More »

If You’re Gay And You Want To Be A Roller Coaster Tycoon, Now You Can

Rebecca Vipond Brink | February 2, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Specifically, the franchise’s most recent installation, Planet Coaster, will include LGBT families at the parks. More »

Last Night’s Democratic Caucus Was The Closest In History–And That Matters

Robyn Pennacchia | February 2, 2016 - 12:30 pm

If this changes the pervasive media narrative of “Bernie can’t possibly win,” things could start changing. More »

Dater X: The Queen Mother

Dater X 3.0 | February 2, 2016 - 12:05 pm

It’s February, I’m in…love? More »

The Selfie Monkey Could Still Win Copyright, Long Live The Selfie Monkey

Lauren Duca | February 2, 2016 - 11:45 am

This is the selfie-loving monkey Naruto, perhaps you know her from the Internet?

Naruto took this pic of herself among others with photographer David Slater’s camera. Slater thinks he owns the photos because he owns the camera, and Naruto disagrees. (OK, fine, PETA disagrees on Naruto’s behalf.)

When the… More »

Scientists Find That Long-Term Pot Usage Leads To Wait What Were We Talking About?

Rebecca Vipond Brink | February 2, 2016 - 11:15 am

Oh yeah, memory loss. More »

Kim Kardashian And Amber Rose Met To Handle Their Shit Like Adults

Megan Reynolds | February 2, 2016 - 10:45 am

An alliance has been formed. Winter is coming. You’ve been warned. More »

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