Dina Lohan To Be Honored As A Mother Of The Year

A mommy website is honoring Dina Lohan as one of its mothers of the year — not because she’s done a good job as a parent to her children, but because she’s from Long Island! “We’re just honoring celebrity moms on Long Island,” a spokesperson for MinglingMoms.com said. “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.” Other mothers being honored are Carol Baldwin (mother to the Baldwin brothers), Billy Joel’s mom, Natalie Portman’s mom, Mariah Carey’s mom, and Jennifer Lopez (who gave birth to her twins in L.I.). This is the dumbest award ever. [WENN] Keep reading »

What’s Your Nationality In The Bedroom?

The Daily Bedpost alerted us to a fun new quiz to waste the last part of our day on: Are You British In Bed? sponsored by KY. After answering a series of questions posed by a funny, fat British lady behind the desk at customs, I’ve discovered I’m 85% Taiwanese in bed, which apparently means I’m selfless. Catherine is wild and unpredictable, therefore she is Congolese — how do they figure? Anyway, there are some massage tips tailored to your nationality, but it’s unclear to me as to whether these tips are for when you’re GETTING massaged or when you’re giving someone else a rub down. Hopefully the former, because I do not give massages. Which is weird. I thought I was a selfless lover? [Are You British In Bed? via Daily Bedpost] Keep reading »

Rich Men Don’t Like Sequins Or Fake Tans

Russia ranks second (behind the U.S.) in wealthy bachelors, which makes sense, because the country has 110 billionaires and 130,000 millionaires. Hoping to cash in by selling women guides on how to marry rich, a bunch of authors have written books on the subject.

In the book Marry A Millionaire, socialite authors Oksana Robski and Ksenia Sobchack warn against wearing jeans with sequins, D&G leopard-print tops, fake tans, dark glasses at night, and high-heeled boots. “Without a doubt, this is the battle gear of the Ukrainian prostitute,” they write. Crap. I had planned to wear that exact outfit on my next date. I am completely baffled as to what I should wear. Maybe a Roberto Cavalli animal-print dress? [Sydney Morning Herald] Keep reading »

Bound & Bothered

Who gets on your nerves? If you said your spouse, you agree with most married people. (If you are single, like myself, let’s take this moment to laugh at the little things that annoy us since we aren’t contractually obligated to them for life.) According to a study conducted by the Institute for Social Research at the University of Michigan, the longer a couple is married, the more things they find annoying about each other. Aw, isn’t love grand? While couples in their 20’s and 30’s may be vocal and try to work things out, 40-plus people just seem to give up and get along. This behavior begs the question: does keeping quiet make things better or worse? Either way, you’re bound to be bothered by your ball and chain. [Afroromance] Keep reading »

Girl Crush Goes A Little Limp: Agyness Deyn

I’ve had a thing for the model Agyness Deyn for a while now, ever since she got that haircut, started wearing a hat like Andie in Pretty In Pink, and went out on the town in this party dress. But I was worried when I read she would be recording a song with indie band Five O’Clock Heroes, and unless this tune requires more than five listenings to grow on you, I was right to be concerned. It is the same thing over and over. And her voice is annoying. Not Kate Bush like at all, Perez. Keep reading »

Crave: Catch My Love Coffee Mug

These matching coffee mugs could be cheesy, except anything conveyed through the power of stick figures is always just heart-warming cuteness. More examples of the cups for sale at boldloft.com, after the jump. [$27 for the set, BoldLoft] Keep reading »

The Orgy & The Onion

Every guy dreams of having a threesome with two women. While we would argue one is too much for some men to satisfy, two seems ambitious for anyone. That said, a ménage à trois sounds irresistibly sexy, as most things do in French. Spelling the damn thing may be hard, but getting it together may pose an even more difficult multitasking brainteaser. But it’s no match for the consistently hilarious fake news free paper, The Onion. They’ve done it again in this audio clip in which they spoof news radio and reveal the fantasy to be not-so-fulfilling. Keep reading »

Birth Control Makes You Sterile And Other Lies!

At first glance, Pam Stenzel seems like a pretty good sex educator. As Feministing pointed out, she’s got the cool, hip aunt vibe down pat, making her seem approachable to the average kid curious about sex and protection. Too bad she manages to slip in all sort of scary lies into her lectures, like the fact that “no one has ever had more than one partner and not paid”, girls develop anorexia and bulimia “because of an abortion they couldn’t take back”, and that birth control pills and shots make her “ten times more likely to contract a disease than if she were not taken those drugs, sterile, or dead.” We’re frightened for the audience of teens sitting in front of her, in rapt attention. [Feministing]

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Female Fighting Increases In The U.K.

Have you ever gotten into a fight? Amelia says she has “unfortunately” never been in one, and I haven’t either. Well, except for a couple with my sisters, but that doesn’t count because they’re family. Young people these days, however, are a little more rambunctious than we were in our teenage years. According to statistics from the Youth Justice Board in the U.K., the number of violent offenses committed by girls from 10 to 17 years old has nearly doubled in three years. For the most part, it seems that drugs and drinking are the cause of these fights. The girls generally use their fists to fight one another, but some fights have featured bottles, knives, and pieces of wood. “I’ve beaten a boy up with a stiletto high heel and left him unconscious,” one 17 year old told the BBC. Yikes. I wonder if that ruined her shoe. [BBC] Keep reading »

J.Love’s Butt Gets Cover

Television just can’t get enough of the booty — especially Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lovely lady lumps. The tide has turned for J.Lo.Hew, who came under fire for her physical appearance last fall when her sweet cheeks got snapped by paps while she was in a bikini on vacation. The pictures showed her cellulite and caused some seriously unfair fat jokes. Hewitt refused to take the criticism of her normal-girl cottage cheese and barked back that she loved her body, booty and all. Looks like America likes her look too because she was just chosen by TV Guide as the Sexiest Woman On Television. Baby got back at her critics! [TV Guide]

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