Quote Of The Day: Martha Stewart Likes A Long Wiener

“For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree.” – Martha Stewart, holding a 15-ft.-long hot dog, on an episode of her TV show.

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Romance On TV: Grey’s Anatomy Explains Why Men Cheat

Last night’s season premiere of “Grey’s Anatomy” was two hours long, so there was a lot of time for things to happen. But really, the episode can be summed up in a few nuggets of wisdom, including the one provided by Dr. Alex Karev in the above clip.

  • Men don’t cheat for the sex Just like marriage counselor M. Gary Neuman said on Oprah, men don’t necessarily cheat because they want hot, steamy sex. Mostly, it’s because there’s an emotional disconnect between the two people. Sarabeth’s husband, Michael, didn’t sleep with Sarabeth’s friend Anna because she was hotter than Sarabeth — how good does Bernadette Peters look at 60! — it was because he was afraid to tell her he’d lost his job.
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    5 Ways To Seek Digital Revenge On An Ex

    When a breakup goes bad (when don’t they?), it’s natural to feel angry. There are the obvious ways to express that emotion–egging his car, throwing his belongings out a window, changing your locks. Or, you could take a more subtle and modern approach through technology. Sure, the following tactics might not be entirely legal, but they should serve as some inspiration.

    1. Change the name of his shared iTunes library. You know how when you’re on a network, you see music libraries that usually read, “Sally Smith’s Library”? With a simple click on “Preferences” you can switch it to something nasty like “My Music Taste Blows” or “I’ve Got A Golf Pencil In My Pants”. This actually happened to someone I know. She didn’t realize it until she and her roommates were all sitting around one night working on their laptops and one of them asked, “Whose iTunes is called ‘Cheating Jerk’?”

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    My First Crush: The Senior

    There are few names that a woman should never forget. The name of the person she lost her virginity to. Her mother’s maiden name (for the security of her bank account). Chanel. And of course, the name of her First Crush.

    Now I don’t mean your first crush when you were five in the sandbox. Nor do I mean your first crush in middle school. I mean your first real high school crush. The one that you had when you were a Freshman and he was a Senior. Sure, up until that crush there may have been a hot and heavy make out session in the back of the movie theater following some experimentation with whip-its. But this crush is bigger than that. I’m talking about the first guy who made you realize that you wanted to have sex with someone. That made you think about having sex with him. Even if you’d never done IT. Even if IT scared you.

    For me, it was Dave Waldenberg. Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Stolen Nude Photos, Decisions At Home, And Jason Ritter

  • Photographer Bert Stern is suing two people in an attempt to get back seven nude and seminude pictures of Marilyn Monroe that Stern says were stolen from him. [CBS News]
  • A new survey by the Pew Research Center found that women make more decisions at home than men do. [LiveScience]
  • Is Jason Ritter the new brother on ABC’s “Brothers & Sisters“? We hope so, because he looks totally cute in his upcoming movie, “Good Dick.” [E Online]
  • Disney’s Pleasure Island has closed. [AHN]
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    Fall TV: New Primetime TV Hotties

    As much as I love Don Draper and Dexter and Hank Moody, I’m always happy to have some new eye candy to gaze upon during my nightly TV ritual. The Fall TV schedule brings a plethora of new faces to the small screen on brand spankin’ new shows that either rule for more than just the hotness (like Fox’s “Fringe”) or are just worth a quick glance (um, “Knight Rider”). After the jump, 10 new-to-TV actors that you won’t want to miss. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Wah! Suri Cruise Has No Friends!

  • According to Star Suri Cruise only ever hangs out with that busted up doll of hers because she doesn’t have any friends — Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes don’t let other kids get near her. Aww, I’ll be your friend Suri! [DListed]
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    Britney Spears Is A Womanizer, Bitch

    Color me excited! Britney Spears new single, “Womanizer”, is here! I love it, of course. Don’t judge. Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Whose Camel Toe Is This?

  • Camel toes are embarrassing, especially for celebs. [Perez Hilton]
  • Test your knowledge on pubic hair. [Dear Sugar]
  • A Mary Jane smoker is arrested every 38 seconds. [Asylum]
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    Project Runway: I’m In Love With Jerell

    Looks We Loved (From Left to Right): Jerell’s Pop-ified Kenley; Korto’s Punked-Out Suede

    For this week’s challenge, the contestants had to design for each other based on a musical genre. Kenley created a hip-hop outfit for Leanne, who designed a country music outfit for Korto. Korto made a punk-inspired look for Suede. And Suede created a rock outfit for Jerell, who turned Kenley into a pop diva with his design. The drama popped off from the beginning of the episode, but most of it centered around Miss Bratty Kenley, which is how I realized I have a major crush on Jerell.
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