Five Skits For Sarah Palin On SNL

Rumor has it, Sarah Palin is going to appear on this Saturday’s episode of “Saturday Night Live”, and while everyone seems to think she’ll end up spoofing Tina Fey’s American Express commercial, I’m kinda hoping she’ll poke fun at herself. Were I talented enough to be a head writer at “SNL” and persuasive enough to be Sarah Palin’s press secretary, these are the five skit concepts I would go with for her appearance on the sketch comedy show. Oh hell, just make her the host!

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The Daily Squeeze: Donate Sweaters And Easy Online Daters

  • Bring your gently worn sweaters to any Banana Republic store in the U.S. or Canada from October 16 to October 26, and get a 30 percent discount at the store. We can’t think of anything more wonderful than doing good and getting clothes for cheap at the same time. [Fashionista]
  • Physical injuries from major trauma, even if they’ve been treated, can lead to erectile dysfunction for a good while, just so ya know. [Medical News Today]
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    Slideshow: On-Again/Off-Again Couples Who Are Totally OVER

    Sometimes a break doesn’t mean you’ll eventually spend eternity together — the couples after the jump have given their relationship a go multiple times, but still haven’t figured out how to make it work. Timing is everything, and for some reason, the timing never seems to be right for these twosomes. Good for you for trying though, kids! Keep reading »

    Beyonce’s New Video Rips Off Bob Fosse

    So, I took one look at Beyonce’s new video for “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” and realized it was eerily familiar. One of my most favorite viral videos of all time is “Mexican Breakfast”, a Bob Fosse dance routine that was redubbed with DJ Unk’s “Walk It Out”. Check the original after the jump and try and tell me Beyonce didn’t straight up pull a Kenley. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Mandy Moore Gives Good Bedside Manner

  • Mandy Moore totally wants DJ A.M. back. [Hot1047.com]
  • Oh Jen. How can you expect sympathy now? Aniston apparently is back together with John Mayer. Lame. [Perez Hilton]
  • STFU Eva Longoria. Remember how she said she was “just fat” after pregnancy rumors started circulating. Well, in the new issue of Allure she says, “I never went up a size! I just got rounder. I’m still a size 0.” [DListed]
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    Quickies!: Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake Stump For Obama

  • Lovebirds Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake turned up at an Obama rally is Las Vegas, publicly endorsing the candidate. About abortion, Timberlake said, “I give Jess the right to choose where we go to eat all the time. The funny thing is, what the woman chooses is usually right.” Biel joked back, “Brownie points for you”, to which Timberlake replied, “I know where my bread is buttered.” [Us Weekly]
  • Speaking of Barry, as Head O State, this Obama promises to stand upright and last the whole night. [HeadOState via Daily Bedpost]
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    Five Tips For Protecting Naked Pics

    Naked pictures are a privilege….and a responsibility. Sure, to your credit, you haven’t dated Adnan Ghalib, signed a contract with Disney, or starred on a reality show with the rest of your insane family, so you’re probs not going to wind up naked on TMZ. But there’s always the rest of the Internet! You still want to protect yourself, the ones you’ve loved, and prevent your new lover from stumbling upon your stash. So, how do you properly handle those oh-so-sensitive jpegs? Simply follow these simple tips, after the jump…

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    Quote Of The Day: Levi Johnston On His Relationship With Bristol Palin

    “We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do….”We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid. That was the plan from the start.” — Levi Johnston [CBS News] Keep reading »

    Couple Who Met At Nazi Death Camp Just Celebrated 50 Years Of Marriage

    When Herman Rosenblat was a teenager, he was in a Nazi death camp in Schlieben, Germany. Roma Radziki, a girl a couple years younger, worked at a farm outside the camp. The two saw each other on opposite sides of the fence one day and Roma threw Herman an apple. This continued every day, but the two never spoke because they were scared the guards would see them. Then, one day Herman told Roma she wouldn’t see him anymore. He thought he was going to die, but then the Russians came in and liberated the camp, and Herman ended up going to London to be an electrician. Meanwhile, Roma went to nursing school in Israel. Later, Herman moved to America and a friend told him he wanted to fix him up on a blind date. Reluctantly, Herman went, and as he and his date talked about their wartime experiences, Roma mentioned throwing apples over a fence to a boy. Herman said, “That was me” and proposed to her that night. Two months later she accepted, and this year, they celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. [AP] Keep reading »

    Fashion Slideshow: Lace-Up Flats

    Lace-up flats are a controversial style of shoe. We’ve heard quite a few people declare them to be hideous creations, but we’re buying a pair because they remind us of Katharine Hepburn, and, quite honestly, we’re a little sick of ballet flats. Check out these lace-up flats and tell us whether you think they’re wonderful or awful. Keep reading »

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