Sarah Haskins: Everybody Poops, Except For Women

I have been wishin’ and prayin’ and hopin’ that Current’s Sarah Haskins would tackle the topic of women and bodily functions. And now she has! Forget the ticking baby-makin’ biological clock — the doodie clock is far more impatient. Keep reading »

Why Does The Name “Target” Have To Be On The Anya Hindmarch For Target Bags?

I stopped by the Target in Brooklyn on my way home last night and was surprised to see almost the entire Anya Hindmarch line of bags, because they aren’t supposed to be in stores until October 12. Since I discovered they were available for pre-order online earlier this week, I have been debating which bag to buy — it’s hard to tell what they’ll be like in person from photos online. But now that I’ve seen them, I don’t think I’ll be buying any of them because of one little detail: The buckles all read “Anya Hindmarch for Target.” Now, I know that people would recognize the bag as being from her cheap line for Target. It’s clearly not made of expensive leather. I would have been totally okay with the inside lining having the store name printed on it, which it does, but why does “for Target” have to be stamped onto the metal buckle? I would feel the same way if a designer did a line for Macy’s and it said “for Macy’s” on the outside. Designer logos annoy me enough, and store names or logos just shouldn’t appear on clothing or accessories except on the tag. If Anya Hindmarch was trying to maintain the integrity of her brand by putting the “for Target” on the outside, she probably should have created a new name for her Target line, the way Grey Ant calls their Urban Outfitters offshoot “Grey Antics.”

For those of you still interested in buying one of the bags, some of the bags have the “for Target” written more discretely under the Anya Hindmarch bow logo. Oh, and the store also had a couple pairs of Sigerson Morrison flats. They looked cute and well-made, with no labels in sight. Too bad they didn’t have my size. Keep reading »

That’s Bananas: Rachel Zoe Ringtones

We are obsessed with Rachel Zoe, and really, how can you not be enthralled? She’s a fur-wearing, über-tan shopaholic who utters quotable phrases like it’s her job. And now, thanks to the Zoe, we’re obsessed with our phones, too, because Bravo has Rachel Zoe ringtones. Click on the links below, and you can have Rachel shout “You are shutting it down” on repeat. Talk about a confidence booster.

  • It’s Rachel Zoe. We’re having a 9-1-1. Answer your phone.
  • D-I-E, I die.
  • That’s amaaaazing.
  • O-M-G.
  • You are shutting it down.
  • Oh. My. God. I can’t breathe.
  • Oh, and be patient, because each of the pages takes a little while to load. IPhone users, Amelia says you’re out of luck — the ringtones aren’t compatible with your phones. [SOB! -- Editor] Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Reverse Circumcision, Sarah Palin’s Tote Bag, And Russell Crowe’s Family

  • Some circumcised men miss their foreskin so much that some are having it reconstructed. [Men.Style.com]
  • The eight stages of dating — which one are you in? [Mingle2]
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    Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale

    Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Lauren Conrad & Audrina Partridge Trade Harsh Words On Justin Bobby Affair Rumor

  • Okay, so, here’s the latest scoop on the Lauren Conrad/Justin Bobby/Audrina Partridge love triangle — LC told Us Weekly that it’s totally not true, that she thinks the rumor is being spread by Spencer, and that she’s pissed Audrina would ever consider that it’s true. Audrina went on Ellen and said that when she called Lauren to talk to her about it, Lauren hung up on her. She also said Justin hasn’t confirmed or denied that it happened. Oh yeah, and Us Weekly also has a theory that Audrina spread the rumor herself to get attention. Do you think these people were born this vapid and pathological? [Us Weekly]
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    Quickies!: Remember, The Guys At Maxim Actually Want Our Opinions!

  • Don’t forget, Maxim wants YOU for its ladies only sex survey! [The Frisky]
  • Are you like Anne Hathaway, refusing to lie for the one you love? [Dear Sugar]
  • Joe Sixpack is totally sexy. Just ask Governor Sarah Palin. [College Candy]
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    Slideshow: Our 10 Sexiest Women Picks

    Esquire, the men’s mag, just named new mom Halle Berry, “Sexiest Woman Alive 2008.” Not bad for a 42-year-old woman who spent a quarter of the year with a baby bump! Humbled, yet perplexed, by the honor after being in the business for 21 years, Berry asked, “Does being the sexiest woman alive imply that I know a thing or two about what’s sexy and, possibly, about sex itself? I’m not sure, but here’s what I do know: I know damned well I’m sexier now than I used to be!” Girl, you always looked good to us! So, in honor of Ms. Berry, who reminds us that, “Sexy is not about wearing sexy clothes or shaking your booty until you damn near get hip dysplasia; it’s about knowing that sexiness is a state of mind,” here are some other sexy women we’d like to congratulate for being who they are, just like Halle! [Esquire] Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Should Britney Spears Buy These Sunglasses?

    Love the fake Ray-Bans, but can she return the hat? [Los Angeles, 10/08/08] Keep reading »

    Ashlee Simpson’s White Trash Party And The Celebs That Should Have Attended

    Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday with a “white trash” themed party on Friday. She reportedly wore Daisy Dukes, platform flip-flops and a bathing suit. A fake tattoo around her belly button completed her trailer ensemble. Dad Joe wore a cut-off muscle shirt with a mullet wig. And Jessica wore a leopard print dress that showed off her ample bosom. Since partygoers were encouraged to also come in costume, we started thinking of celebrities that would fit in their normal attire. Peep the list after the jump. [DListed] Keep reading »

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