More Bang For Your Buck

By: Simcha / December 30, 2010

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt bottle confused with your lube! [CVXN]… More »

Quiz: Name That Celebrity Beard!

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / December 30, 2010

Isabelle Caro, French Model With Anorexia, Dies At 28

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 30, 2010

Isabelle Caro, a French model who literally became the poster girl for anorexia, passed away last month at age 28. Her acting coach confirmed the model died on November 17, although Caro’s specific cause of death is unclear. Isabelle’s skeletal body appeared on Milanese billboards in 2007 under the words “No Anorexia” as a warning… More »

A Charming Way To Make Your Breasts Bigger

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 30, 2010

“I must, I must, I must increase my bust” is so 1985. And inserting silicone or saline implants in your chesticles is so last decade. At the forefront of breast enhancement technology? The Top Charming Breast Simulator will vibrate and rub the ever-loving s**t out of your tits until they swell with delight. Charming? More »

Shopping Guide: Cozy & Fabulous Flannel Sheets

By: Annika Harris / December 30, 2010

Today In Terribleness: Death By Neck Massage?

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 30, 2010

Electronic neck massagers are the perfect way to end a long day of holiday shopping and gift wrapping, right? Uh, maybe not. A 37-year-old Florida woman, Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson, was found dead on her bedroom floor on Christmas Eve after her electronic massager wrapped around her necklace and strangled her to death. Authorities are not yet… More »