In case you folks were thinking about masturbating in public anytime soon, let William Tyler Black be an example of what not to do. The 28-year-old substitute teacher (yes … teacher) was arrested in Florida (yes … Florida) yesterday for spreading his baby batter all over a local Walmart (yes … Walmart). Keep reading »
“I just know what it’s like to be a serf that just does things. When one of the vassals comes and points at something … I take orders from people that cannot speak. And yet still they are higher up on the food chain than I am … I have three women in the house. I get to be wrong three times a day.”
—Ben Affleck tells Ellen DeGeneres about life with wife Jennifer Garner and their two daughters, 4 years old and 20 months. Ruh-roh. Didn’t he hear buddy Matt Damon get his foot in his mouth talking about ducking punches from his wifey yesterday? But never fear. Ben also says, “I am madly in love. I have the best family.” [People] Keep reading »
Someone needs to tell the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) that 50 Cent isn’t worth the time it takes to call out his bigotry. And he certainly doesn’t deserve the effort required to launch a full-fledged campaign against him.
In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, 50 Cent took to Twitter last week and, in an angry tirade against Perez Hilton, dissed the entire LGBT crowd. He wrote: “Perez Hilton called me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his but still made me feel better. ” After this Tweet about women, he was already heading to the top of my list of “People I’d Like To Meet … And Knock Out,” and after this one, he took the #1 slot. Keep reading »
French first lady Carla Bruni was supposedly extremely unhappy with the unauthorized biography Carla: A Secret Life, which claimed that she had extensive plastic surgery and was a man eater who still flirts to make hubby Nicolas Sarkozy jealous. So she decided to participate in another biography, Carla and the Ambitious, by Michael Darmon and Yves Derai. But it seems to me that many of the claims in this new book are just as inflammatory. It claims that her husband would be happy to serve just one term—which should go over well with voters?—and similarly describes Carla as a “femme fatale.”
But perhaps the most interesting tidbit in the book? When she totally sells out Michelle Obama. Keep reading »