A Charming Way To Make Your Breasts Bigger

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 30, 2010

“I must, I must, I must increase my bust” is so 1985. And inserting silicone or saline implants in your chesticles is so last decade. At the forefront of breast enhancement technology? The Top Charming Breast Simulator will vibrate and rub the ever-loving s**t out of your tits until they swell with delight. Charming? More »

Shopping Guide: Cozy & Fabulous Flannel Sheets

By: Annika Harris / December 30, 2010

Today In Terribleness: Death By Neck Massage?

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 30, 2010

Electronic neck massagers are the perfect way to end a long day of holiday shopping and gift wrapping, right? Uh, maybe not. A 37-year-old Florida woman, Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson, was found dead on her bedroom floor on Christmas Eve after her electronic massager wrapped around her necklace and strangled her to death. Authorities are not yet… More »

Dear Wendy: “My Boyfriend Brought His Mom To Our First Date”

By: Wendy Atterberry / December 30, 2010

I have been dating this 44-year-old guy — who still lives with his parents, I might add — since the middle of August. He is kind-hearted and has a good soul. On our first date he asked me to meet him at a mall I’d never been to, and it wasn’t even a halfway point… More »

Everything You Want To Know About The Economy In 2011

By: Simcha / December 30, 2010

With the slippery slope that’s been the economy, we all want to know how to avoid getting our businesses buried in an avalanche. Lucky for us, JWT Intelligence has broken down the big picture of 2011 commerce trends into an amazingly cool cartoon. Wow, who knew economics could be so entertaining? More »

Charming Chris Brown Drops Homophobic Slurs In Twitter Fight With Raz-B

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 30, 2010

Boyfriend of the year decade Chris Brown fails at life again. Yesterday Prince Charming lashed out against the rapper Raz-B on Twitter, tweeting homophobic slurs and making comments about rape and molestation. All of Chris Brown’s nastiest tweets appear to have been deleted with only the ones where he denies being a homophobe remaining. More »