Girl Talk: How I Deal With Having A Case Of The Babies

A few days ago, I learned that a childhood friend of mine was pregnant and found myself unexpectedly exuberant over the idea of buying mini-things for a mini (and quite possibly bald) person who is to arrive in Arizona sometime around the ides of March. I thought this tiny soul should own my mini “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” shirt that I once dressed my cat Moskow in and an outfit that made him look like a panda, and my heart started racing in a new unfamiliar way. Lately, I feel like that female caricature that walks around with a cartoon clock ticking over her head and thinks her ovaries are a worthy dinner topic. I see a baby and I involuntarily gurgle, or at the very least talk in the same intonation I use for my cats (pitched perfectly high for their tiny little ears). In order to combat what can only be described as a genealogical disorder (i.e., the desire to have a baby before you have a mortgage), I have taken to interviewing women I know who have children. Keep reading »

A Remedy For The Earring Blahs

It’s really easy to get a case of the earring blahs. You love a pair so much that you wear them everyday until they become boring to you. These Rosey Remedies Earrings will take care of your ailment, though. The mixed media — silver, black plastic, rhinestones, and faux pearls — all clustered together give the earrings a one-of-a-kind vintage feel. Yet, you can afford this treatment, even if you’re not insured.

[$12.99 Ruche]

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Her Head Screwed On All Wrong

Well, isn’t this disturbing? Copyranter says it’s an ad for Gossip News Magazine, which is maybe in Uruguay? In any case, the tag line reads, “The Other Side of News,” but the visual seems to suggest Lindsay Lohan needs to get her head screwed on straight. Finally, an ad we can agree with! [Copyranter] Keep reading »

8 Celeb Ladies Who Went Buck Wild After Breakups

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I guess Jenny McCarthy had been holding a lot back when she was dating Jim Carrey. Now that they’re broken up, she’s gone a bit crazy and says whatever the hell she wants! Jenny admits that on the horniness scale, she’s a 9.8 and “much more horny” than she was in her 20s, and said, “Size definitely helps, but the thing is, you don’t need big. Average is awesome. Standard issue is awesome!” She also admits she regrets not having a sex tape: “I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.” I’m glad she’s feeling better, but holy TMI! Did she forget she’s got a son who’s probably the most embarrassed kid in the world right now? Just for fun, we’ve found a few other celeb ladies who went a little nuts after breakups. [Huffington Post, NY Daily News]

Here’s One Really, Really Geeky Way To Propose

Here’s another to add to the growing list of insanely cute marriage proposal videos. (Keep up the good work, guys!) In this clip, a group of nerds somehow arrange some 100 cell phones so that they play wedding music and put on a sweet light show for one dude’s girlfriend. Trust us, it’ll make you smile. [Gizmodo] Keep reading »

Tweet In Case Of Emergency

Behold the first public Twitter booth brought to you by the Russians. R.I.P. phone booths. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

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