Dealbreaker: The Pretty Boy

For most people, Halloween is either an excuse to look like a slut or it’s an opportunity to look as stupid as possible. Either way, it’s all about appearances, and, ultimately about getting attention from them.

On Halloween last year, I had parked myself firmly in Camp Slut, arriving to my costume party as a bride left at the altar—one, of course, with a very skimpy wedding dress. By the end of the evening, I was playing the part quite well because I was literally living it. I sat alone in a corner of the room, pissed because no boy had come to my rescue. Then, like a scene in a movie, the crowd parted, and out of it emerged a tall, thin man with wispy blond hair, heading straight toward me. Corey was, in a word, beautiful. (Even with a slashed t-shirt and fake blood smeared over his face and collarbone).

Corey wasn’t hot. Hot is for David Beckham and Brad Pitt. With his angelic face and creamy skin, he was a bit unreal, as if he had just stepped out of a Botticelli painting. I was instantly infatuated.

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Poll: Is Technology A Part Of Your Sex Life?

A study conducted by author Joan Sauers for her new book, Sex Lives of Australian Women, found that 20 percent of Australian women have admitted to having a sexual encounter in an internet chatroom. “As a society, we increasingly rely on technology to get the job done, whatever the job is,” she writes in the book. Along with internet sex, women are also into text and webcam sex. About 70 percent of women in their 20s had engaged in sexual text message exchanges, and 22 percent had been filmed while having sex. But most weren’t too happy with the videos and were less than satisfied with their screen presence. “It was fine, but to tell you the truth … watching it again was hilarious … not erotic … my arse was NOT ever meant to be on a tape,” said one 33 year old. Now, how have you incorporated technology into your sex life? [Sify] Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: A Blow Up Bra, Brothels, And Sexual Violence

  • A long time ago, an inflatable bra that a woman wore on an airplane popped as they went over the Andes Mountains. They had to make stop and she was turned over to police because they thought it might have been a bomb. Lesson learned: Be happy with what you’ve got. [NPR]
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    Quick Pic: Dave Grohl’s Fashionable Family

    The Foo Fighter’s daughter Violet looks so cute in that bright printed dress. Do they make it in our size? [Beverly Hills, 6/29/08] Keep reading »

    For The Week Of June 30-July 6, 2008

    Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    It’s that time to take the lead and gather all your friends and his friends into one place and get that happy family vibe circulating. If you can create peace among the crowd, consider it one step closer to having the life you should be living with your honey. Yes, it’ll be nerve-wracking and yes, it won’t necessarily be cake, but if he’s the right one, all will fall into place.

    Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    Motivation will be sinking to dismal levels, but your imagination will still be cranking out the kinkiness. What does this all mean? Expect your loud mouth bottom to be working it as full capacity, making the others work to get some. Yes, wielding fear will be your best sex toy and in fact, you might use it so well that in time you can integrate it into your relationship dynamics.

    Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    Lie all you want too, but you have a bigger picture that’s filled with so much sap you could almost drown yourself in it. Don’t deny yourself this fantasy, because the more you keep it to yourself, the less chance you have of making it real and the bigger the odds of being miserable. Sure, opening up is painful, but as you’ve learned, only the first time hurts a little.

    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    It’s not like you’re stupid, but when it comes to scorching passions you’ll say anything to yourself to make it work. It’s not like you’re weak either, but right now you’re just too horny for words. Although mystery, secrets and covert affairs can enhance arousal beyond, understand these consequences you’re playing with may not be worth the price.

    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    Happy times are coming your way and it’s all because of love! Seems even you, Ms. Pragmatic can get that tingly feeling in the pit of her stomach and do silly things, like spend hours finding the right ring tone for your boo. Sure, your IQ points might feel like they are falling at a fast pace, but your sex kitten rating is out the roof. All in all, you’ll be getting a sweet deal.

    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    Saying what’s fair isn’t being a bitch. When it comes to domestic responsibilities, time for equality and change. After all, being a perfect girlfriend does not mean being his thankless maid and hooker. He needs to ante up, show he’s not some slovenly lump, and start hauling ass with gratitude and action. If words don’t change him, withhold your services until he does.

    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    Complications in love are coming. Just as your steady baby gets more driven to go the next step, in walks a sexy stranger that seemingly embodies all your fantasies. While your logic and libido shoot off in two different directions, it’ll be you that has to start facing the music and dealing with where your heart truly lies.

    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    Oddly enough, practicality and tradition will be the things that turn you on the most. Don’t worry; this probably won’t be a permanent change, but something you need to try out just to see how it feels. Sure, flying off to the ends of the earth for just one kiss is usually your style, but what you crave and what will feel the best now is just someone sweet to cuddle with.

    Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    Your temper will shorten by the 2nd, unleashing all your uncensored opinions. Luckily for you though, karma will be on your side. As you’re typically easy going, this bout of verbal diarrhea won’t only feel good for you, but will be just what inspires someone near you to get their crap together. Expect undying gratitude to come your way, and inciting a few crushes your way too.

    Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    Despite how much you love to talk, it’s those moments of silence that’ll make you the most enamored with your baby. You know it; being a slug together will be your most romantic encounter this week. Go ahead and explore your comfort levels. If you’re new to each other and not anxiously analyzing the situation, know you’ve found a keeper.

    Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    A more spontaneous you will be out and ready to party like it’s 2999. Let your impetuous tastes lead you were they may, even despite the fact that your mind will be reeling from the pace. Sure, you’ll have lots of paranoias to deal with as you live it up, but as long as you can justify your time by being happy, does anything else really matter?

    Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    Consequences that cause guilt aren’t your specialty. Thankfully, you’re a smart cookie and with enough self-analysis you’ll be able to think up the proper excuses that rationalize all your naughty behaviors. Think of it as fate letting you steer karma where you may. After all, you’re strong enough to do anything you set your mind to.

    Lover’s Lullaby: Pete Doherty Dedicates Song & Video To Kate Moss

    Drug-addled ex-Libertines and Baby Shambles singer Pete Doherty posted a new video and song, “bohemian love”, on his YouTube page, and dedicated it to his ex-girlfriend, Kate Moss. The song appears to be written by Coco Sumner, who is Sting’s daughter and a rumored paramour of Pete’s. What the case, the song is awesomely sad — we like this heartbroken Pete! [YouTube: 1waytiktotickletown] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Everything Is Peachy For Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner

  • Despite gossip columnist Ted Casablanca’s insinuation that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were close to splitting, the actor told Access Hollywood that his family life is “pretty great.” [Us Weekly]
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    Friday Quickies!

  • The dos and don’ts of speed dating. [Tango]
  • The things guys think they need to keep from their girlfriends. [DearSugar]
  • The winners of a sex haiku context. Ha. [DailyBedpost]
  • CandyKirby’s answers to Cosmo readers’ questions. []
  • Who’s having the most sex. [Shine]
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    Quick Pic: Uma Thurman Gets Engaged!

    The goddess that is Uma is engaged to her boyfriend Arpad Busson. All I know about him is that he is LOADED. Like, mega loaded. So was her ex-boyfriend, Andre Balazs, come to think of it. And her ex-husband Ethan Hawke only looked homeless, but he was richie-rich too. Hmm, me thinks she has a type. [At Nelson Mandela's Birthday Party, London, 6/25/08] Keep reading »

    Thank God It’s The Weekend!

    In The Comfort Of Your Own Home:

  • Watch episodes of ALF on Hulu. [Hulu]
  • On Sunday don’t miss the premiere of Factory on Spike TV at 10pm. The show focuses on a group of small town friends who work together at a factory. We’ve seen the first episode and it is HI-larious. []
  • Sign up for the Daily Crave Newsletter. It will the best thing you ever did, besides being born. [Daily Crave Newsletter]
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