I’m Single Because …

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2011

I saw this Tumblr post where a girl made a list of the reasons why she thinks she’s single. While “I just haven’t met the right person,” is a great catch-all, I thought I’d try to dig a little deeper. Ya know, in the interest of self-awareness. Check out my “Why I’m Single” list after… More »


A Very Unfortunate Penis Tattoo

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2011

Andreas Muller won a Mini Cooper for tattooing the word “Mini” on his peen. “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright,” he said. What about the humiliation he will feel every time he drops his pants before a lady? No car i… More »


“American Idol” Contestant Shares Heartbreaking Story, Sings For Injured Fiancee

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 27, 2011

Was Fox in cahoots with Kleenex for last night’s “American Idol” episode? Because the brand of tissue might as well have been the episode’s unofficial sponsor, considering the simultaneously heartbreaking and heartwarming story shown during the last 10 minutes. (The rest of the episode, save the weirdo who participates in Civil War reenactments with… More »


12 Hollywood Takes On The Porn Industry


Be Sew Prepared For Anything!

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 27, 2011

Did the hem on your skirt come undone? Rip a hole in your quilt by accident? Now a crafty girl like you can save the day without lugging a big ol’ heavy sewing machine out of the closet. Who really has extra space in her apartment to set up a sewing machine, anyway? Not us! More »


Betty White Was A Pinup Girl

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2011

Betty White just turned 89, but here is a picture of her when she was the nine of hearts. Only question: what are the earmuffs for? [Nerve]… More »