5 Colorful Planners To Add Some Pep To Your Daily Schedule

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[$24, Handmade Bluebird Planner]

My mom loves her day planner more than she loves John Denver, which is a lot. She actually marks the day she is going to buy a new day planner in her old day planner and she almost always calls me from the store, saying, “Ooooh this is a great year for dog-themed planners!” For the longest time, I resisted using a planner, partly because I wanted to rebel against my mother and partly because I wanted to stay loyal to my method of writing things on my hand. This worked well for me up until the day I went to an important business meeting with “important meeting 4:00!” smeared on my arm. I called my mom immediately afterward, sighed and said, “I think I’m ready to buy a planner.” Now I’m a convert.

After the jump, a few cute options I found around the web …

These Rodarte Socks Cost $500

I love Rodarte as much as the next person who loves Rodarte and can’t afford it, but $500 for a pair of socks? With holes in them? I’ll pass, thanks. They’re made from angora goat, and they actually look kind of cute on the model, but you can’t wash them, which would make them rather smelly after a while, you’d think. [Pipeline] Keep reading »

8 Notorious Stage Dads

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Joe Simpson is meddling in Jessica’s affairs again. While Jessica was filming her PBS Christmas special to honor the troops, Joe dismissed some singing veterans on backup vocals because they were “too scruffy” to be seen with the likes of Jessica. A spokeswoman for the group, who call themselves “4Troops,” said she was so distraught by the incident that she vomited. Camp Joe claimed they were cut from the program due to time constraints. I think this is a case of father doesn’t know best. Jessica is 30 years old now. It’s time for her to stop farting, start making some business decisions for herself, and tell Papa Rose to take a hike. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some more notorious stage dads.

Kim Zolciak’s Double Wardrobe Malfunction

Tonight on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Kim Zolciak performs “Tardy for the Party” in front of an enormo crowd. This video of her preparing to go on stage totally cracked me up, because it contains two wardrobe malfunctions. First, Kim’s boobs are totally popping out of her dress, requiring her stylist to add an around-the-neck strap (after she flashes him a few times), at which point—they’re still popping out. And then as she walks to the stage—eek—her skirt won’t stay down in the wind. Kim, if you’re so concerned about people seeing your business, I’m gonna suggest picking gig outfits with a touch more fabric. Just a thought. Keep reading »

10 Celebrities Who Made Comebacks Via Funny Cameos

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Mel Gibson has not done himself any favors in the past few years. First, there was the infamous “sugar-tits,” “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world” tirade while being busted for a DUI in 2006. Then this year, his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva accused him of punching her and waving a gun at her, and tapes of his spine-chilling rants during the fight have made their way around the interwebs. Finally, Mel was dropped by his agency in July. So what is he doing to try to undo all the career damage? Mel has signed on for a cameo in “The Hangover 2.” He’ll supposedly be playing a Bangkok tattoo artist in the flick, and will be filming his scenes two weeks from now. [NY Post]

I think Mel has done enough terrible stuff to have earned a permanent place in the category of “Hollywood pariah.” But even I have to admit that doing this cameo is a brilliant move. After the jump, stars who have forged comebacks on the back of a hilarious cameo.

Quick! Where Does Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Keep All The Whiskey?

A “Mad Men” fan with far too much time on his/her hands has used FloorPlanner.com to lay out the hallowed offices of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. I am glad to know the whiskey reserves are plentiful in case Topaz pantyhose pulls their business. But I spot one egregious oversight: Miss Blankenship/Megan‘s desk! [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

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