David Arquette Publicly Apologizes

“I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I’m experiencing. But while doing that I shared too much. … It’s alright for me to be honest about my own feelings but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled. I’m sure Courteney and myself will emerge from this painful time better people from what we’ve learned. Thank you for all your love and support at this time. I’m trying figuring out how to be the best person I can be.”

— David Arquette took to his Twitter page yesterday to publicly apologize for his TMI interview on Howard Stern’s radio show earlier this week where he blabbed about the couple’s marital problems and sex life. Shall we all move on now? Keep reading »

Finding True Love Is About As Likely As Getting Kicked In The Head By A Horse

While the bell curve is used to organize data for things that have already happened (that chemistry test that most of the class got a “D” on), the Poisson curve, originally developed to measure the likelihood of getting kicked to death by a horse during battle, predicts things that we either fear or hope happens, like, for example, finding love. Writer Michael Kaplan compares the likelihood of certain horse death to finding true love in one’s life in an article in the Pittsburgh Post Gazette. Statistically? The chances are very, very rare. Keep reading »

Taylor Momsen Is Packin’ Heat

I think part of the reason why I can’t stand Taylor Momsen is that she brings out a side of myself I didn’t know I had, the side that says things like “Kids these days!” and “Where are her parents?!” You know, the type of person who is cranky and wears ear plugs at rock concerts. Is there a time where I might have thought Taylor Momsen was cool, with her underwear as outerwear, and her guns, and her whore makeup? I don’t know. I’m going to go drink some prune juice now and watch reruns of “Murder, She Wrote.” Keep reading »

Is Snooki A Pouf Pilferer?

Former actress-turned-publicist Eugenia Wright has made some serious accusations about Snooki’s signature pouf. “I want the world to know that Eugenia Wright, publicist, wore this ‘do before Snooki even thought about it,” she says in a segment for Black Voices. Keep reading »

8 Celebrity Rehab Runaways

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Ruh roh, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been back at rehab very long, but she’s already trying to escape! Earlier this week, the starlet was caught leaving the Betty Ford Center, apparently trying to sneak into a nearby medical center in order to buy a Coca-Cola. But her accomplice’s clothes got caught on the fence. A source says, “Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center’s grounds on a golf cart. The pair was safely returned—decaffeinated—to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done.” Apparently, things like caffeine are strictly prohibited in rehab, but Lindsay needed her fix! [Radar Online]

It might be hard to get celebs into rehab to get the help they need. But apparently, it’s just as hard to keep them there. After the jump are a few other celebrity rehab runaways!

Quickies: Perez Hilton Is Changing His Gay Bullying Ways & Gavin Rossdale Confesses To Gay Affair

  • In the wake of the suicides by gay teens tormented by bullies, Perez Hilton, who is both gay and a bully, says he will be changing his approach to covering celebrities. I Can Hold You For a Million Years is just one of several blogs to detail Perez’s hypocrisy, which the blogger seems to have taken to heart. Time will tell. [Gawker]
  • Chelsea Handler is getting a second show on E!. It’ll be called “After Lately,” and will bring you behind the scenes of “Chelsea Lately.” It’ll be half scripted and half improvised, a la “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” [THR]

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