Betty White Doesn’t Do Lady Lunches

“I’m bleeding over losing Ruesy [Rue McClanahan], who was my dear friend. But as much as I love my friends, I wouldn’t think of going out to lunch with a woman. I can’t think of anything less interesting, except hen parties and showers—and I avoid them like the plague.”

– Betty White talks female friendship in AARP magazine. So, I guess that means she wouldn’t want to come to brunch with me tomorrow morning? [Just Jared] Keep reading »

An Orange Juice-Fueled Cat Nap


Someone needs caffeine instead of Vitamin C. Also, is this kitty snoring?
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How To Deal With A Guy With A Small Penis

But say your lover’s penis is small. I’m talking really small. A micro-penis. Well, if size really does matter to him, and to you, there are some surgical and non-surgical options to help with that. [Read more Keep reading »

How To Transform Your Kitchen With A Can Of Paint

True story: I moved from Brooklyn, NY to Kansas City, MO for an apartment. After sharing tiny spaces with roommates and (shudder) large bugs for nearly nine years, I was lured back to my hometown by real estate. Huge, cheap real estate.

On a visit to Missouri to promote my cookbook, I happened upon my dream home.

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Rocky The Squirrel Learns How To Purr

A cat mama takes in a baby squirrel and lets him nurse. Nothing that new. But what is: the squirrel has apparently learned how to purr from its surrogate mother. Unrelated: newscaster Walt Grayson is definitely working a “Casual Friday,” just-came-from-tailgating-a-Jimmy-Buffet-concert vibe. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Reality TV Matchmaker: 11 Prospective Couples Made In Heaven

I knew something good had to come out of the fact that there are two high-profile reality shows about the species of people that exist in the state of New Jersey. Love! Or at least a dance-floor hookup! Apparently, Deena Cortese, the new girl on “Jersey Shore,” got together with Chris Manzo, son of Caroline Manzo from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” at a club last weekend. “Deena was basically humping Chris in front of everyone,” a source told Radar. Maybe Chris will recruit Deena as the co-owner of his car-wash strip club and they’ll live happily ever after? [Radar]

This has inspired us to play matchmaker and set up the stars of other reality TV shows. Keep reading »

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