Valentine’s Day Must Be Hell For The Polyamorous

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 9, 2011

It’s hard enough scrambling to find Valentine’s Day gifts (especially if you’re a cheap and lazy lover), booking reservations for a prix fixe dinner, and trying to make the night as special at St. Hallmark has deemed it to be. But imagine if you had to do that with multiple people. I will complain no… More »


Update: Did The Yogurt Come Back Positive For Semen?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 9, 2011

Oh thank god. There’s been an update in the case of the yogurt that tastes like semen. A couple weeks ago, I told you about the 28-year-old Albuquerque woman who said the yogurt sample she was given at her local grocery store tasted like “bodily fluids.” In fact, in her statement to police she said,… More »


Mind Of Man: How We Say “I Love You” (Without Actually Saying, “I Love You”)

By: John DeVore / February 9, 2011

In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re rerunning the very first Mind of Man which originally was published in February 2008. It’s an oldie, but SUCH a goodie.

OK ladies, check it out: We love you. We love watching your sleeping face glow on our 150-thread count pillowcases. We love that mischievous glint in your… More »


Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Divorcing

Maybe they just didn’t want to buy each other Valentine’s Day gifts? Or maybe Pete wasn’t so into Ashlee’s new blonde pixie cut? Or maybe Ashlee is just following in her big sister’s footsteps. Whatever the reason, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are headed to divorce court. Ashlee has filed papers in Los Angelese, citing… More »


No Man Should Wear His Ex-Girlfriend’s Jeans

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 9, 2011

Levi’s has delivered a swift blow to masculinity with the Ex-Girlfriend Jean. “Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here’s a tribute to her — a fit that’s super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that’s as skinny as it gets,” the style description reads. All it costs is $69.50 to emasculate his bottom… More »


Girl Talk: My Chain Restaurant V-Day Tradition

By: Julie Gerstein / February 9, 2011

Valentine’s Day is for lovers, or at least people who love love. But what happens when you’re neither in a relationship, or a state of mind to handle all the hearts, stars or flowers? I say, go ridiculous. For the past several years, my best girlfriends and I have gone out of our way to… More »