Who Should Courteney Cox Date Next?

So, since his interview with Howard Stern yesterday, David Arquette has quickly been turning himself into a bad guy. In the interview, David said that his and Courteney Cox‘s marriage failed because she was sick of being his mom. He also revealed that it had been four months since they’d had sex. And then he hit even rock bottom, revealing that he’d had sex with “the girl in the paper,” aka Lindsay Lohan puncher Jasmine Waltz, “once, maybe twice.”

Just for that, we are setting Courteney up! Here’s who we think she should date next … Keep reading »

The MPAA Distinguishes Between “Male Nudity” And Just “Nudity”

We may have discovered why “Blue Valentine” got its mysterious NC-17 rating. Could it be because of the very scary factor of “male nudity”? Jezebel’s Brian Patrick Thornton noticed that “Jackass 3D” was rated R because of “male nudity,” among a host of other film sins. After doing some research, he found the distinction of “male nudity”—over, I suppose, just plain old “nudity”—only started this year. He contacted the MPAA for answers. Keep reading »

Shopping Guide: Sweater Dress And Slip Combos That Work

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Sweater dresses are as cozy as your favorite knit sweater, but also have the sex appeal of a dress. But you know what sucks about sweater dresses? Static! A slip provides a barrier between your dress and your tights, and can also enhance the look, especially if you let either the hem or bodice of the slip peek out from the dress. Check out five dresses and their perfect slips.

J-Woww’s New Job: Professional Wrestler

J-Woww has found her calling in life—female wrestler. She has signed on to appear on Spike TV’s “TNA Impact.” For her first episode, she fights a girl sporting a Snooki spoof. Two things of note: did the announcer really call J-Woww “strawberry blonde”? And how annoying is the woman J-Woww’s fighting? Though “J-Coww” is a really funny put-down. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

18 Redonkulously Cute Baby Animals

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Happy hump day! This week isn’t quite rolling as smoothly as I had hoped. But that’s OK! When the going gets tough, the tough get baby animals. I felt a connection with this baby sloth. I think I’ll name it “Lazy.” We can sit and eat chocolate in bed together. Wait, do sloths eat chocolate? Anyhoo, first order of business: give Lazy a mani/pedi. [BuzzFeed]

After the jump, some more widdle biddy baby animals to reinvigorate your soul.

Will Arnett Loves Playing Bleepholes

“There’s nothing less interesting than a nice guy … sure, he might be great to marry and have kids with, but in terms of entertainment value, who gives a [bleep]? I enjoy playing characters who are damaged and kind of, well, [bleep]holes.”

Will Arnett in Maxim on his new role on “Running Wilde.” I’m glad he’s playing another damaged jerkface. I still miss Gob Bluth, though. [NY Post] Keep reading »

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