The Daily Squeeze: Special Police Bras, Circumcision And AIDS, And Smart Spiders

  • Thousands of German policewomen have received “bulletproof bras.” Basically, they’re just bras that say “Polizei” (police) and don’t have metal parts, which could impale the wearer if hit by a bullet. [Reuters]
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    Quick Pic: Suri Cruise Is About To Go Flying

    Someone needs to teach Katie Holmes about playground safety! [New York City, 8/5/08] Keep reading »

    Paris For President: Hilton On McCain, Obama, & Her Own Energy Policy

    We hate to say it, but Paris Hilton just cracked us up. The heiress responded to John McCain’s recent Barack Obama attack ad — which compared the Democrat’s popularity to that of celebrities like Hilton and Britney Spears — with the help of the hilarious crew at Funny Or Die. We know she can’t take credit for the genius writing, but her delivery is pretty spot-on. Nicely done, bitch! Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jenna Jameson Expecting Her First Child!

  • Jenna Jameson is pregnant with boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s baby — we hope. Zing! Porn star joke! [Perez Hilton]
  • If you believe the tabloids, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are getting married AND having a baby. [Perez Hilton]
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    Quickies!: IUDs Don’t Cause Infertility Or Infections

  • Contrary to popular belief, an IUD doesn’t cause infections or infertility. [Daily Bedpost]
  • This voice-activated vibrator is pointless. [Daily Bedpost]
  • A charged cell battery saved a woman’s life. [College Candy]
  • It is possible to be allergic to sex. [Tango]
  • Yes, supermodels do age. Find out what these beauties from the ’90s are up to now. [Asylum]
  • Yawn, high-class escort hysteria, yawn. [Boinkology]
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    Quick Pic: Violet Affleck Is So Cute It Hurts

    HOW does such adorableness come from Ben Affleck? How? [Los Angeles, 8/5/08] Keep reading »

    Head Scratcher: Is In-Vitro Fertilization The New Gastric Bypass?

    In the past few years, the following celebrities over the age of 35 have given birth to or are expecting twins: Marcia Cross, 44; Jillian Dempsey (wife of Patrick Dempsey), 40; Rebecca Romijn, 36; Jennifer Lopez, 38; Julia Roberts, 37; and Nancy Grace, 50. Angelina Jolie just gave birth to her twins at the age of 33, with Us Weekly claiming that she conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) — a story she and Brad Pitt deny, saying they would have been happy to talk about using IVF, if that had been the case. Of the other women mentioned, none of them have only Marcia Cross has spoken out about using IVF to conceive, and a few others have outright denied it, despite the fact that a woman’s ability to conceive drops significantly after the age of 35.

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    Slideshow: Completely & Totally Crazy Celebrity Rumors

    Rumors about celebrities spread like wildfire and are often hard to validate or dispel. Some rumors are so outrageous that no one in their right mind would believe them. After the jump are 10 of the most ridiculous rumors we’ve heard, but five honorable mentions. See if you can tell which, if any, are true. Keep reading »

    Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of August 5th 2008

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    • Carla Bruni
    • Comme Si de Rien N’Etait
      Former model and current outspoken first lady of France Carla Bruni has released a record so sweet and simply sexy that you know she’s exactly the kind of classy slut she says she is. While you might not be able to pronounce the album title, you should definitely play Comme Si de Rien N’Etait at your next dinner party. (NOTE: The title means “as if nothing happened.” Translation courtesy of Megs, who got straight A’s in French class.) Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Somebody Is Watching Katie Holmes

    Seriously, how often does this chick get a haircut? Everyday? That said, this new crop is cute. Approve! [New York City, 8/5/08] Keep reading »

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