Sound Off: What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day?

To any guys reading this post — this is indeed a conversation most women have in their lifetime with their friends. We are fascinated by that thing dangling between your legs. What it feels like there, how pants fit comfortably, what it’s like when you’re standing at a urinal and are tempted to glance at the dude next to you. And yes, what it feels like to have sex with one of us. So with that in mind, I polled some of the ladies I know to find out what exactly they would do if they had a manhood for a moment, a schlong for a spell, a willie for a week, a d–k for a day — above is the convo that Sexpert Lindsay and I had over IM, and the rest are after the jump. But one thing I’m wondering of you — do guys ever theorize about what they would do if they had a vagina? Keep reading »

How To Get Through The First 30 Days Of Your 30′s

You know what you ought to do before you turn 30 (1, 2, 3, 4), but what do you do afterward? Believe it or not, life doesn’t magically come into focus the second that you’re no longer 20-something. Creating the life you want in your 30′s takes work. To make the transition into your new decade as smooth as possible, here are a few tips for navigating those first 30 days. Keep reading »

Welcome To Hell: The Saturn Return

Karma is a bitch; that’s the cliché you intensely learn as you hit the period of your life roughly between the ages of 27 and 31, as Saturn, the planet of reckoning, enters back to the position it was when you were born, throwing you into existential angst, creating merciless upheaval and forcing you to own up to who you are and your potential or sinking pitifully to the bottom. Everything you need to know about the Saturn Return, after the jump… Keep reading »

The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For December 13-14th 2008

Saturday

  • “E! News Weekend” on E! at 9 am
  • “A Valentine Carol” on Lifetime Movie Network at 10 am
  • “Beauty Shop” on E! at 11 am
  • “A Diva’s Christmas Carol” on Lifetime at 1 pm
  • “Whitney Port: From The Hills to The City” on MTV at 1 pm
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    Quickies!: Janet Jackson’s Secret Daughter

  • Janet Jackson’s rumored secret daughter with James Debarge might write a tell-all. We may finally know the truth. [Mediatakeout]
  • Poor Cindy the dog. We’re sure dressing your dog in ridiculous costumes so that it looks like another species is animal cruelty. [Candy Kirby]
  • Last night, Bea Arthur was inducted into the TV Hall of Fame. [Popbytes]
  • Rumor has it, Fox has canceled “Idol Gives Back” this year. [Perez Hilton]
  • The solution to a rough day at work or a dry spell in the bedroom is simply more sex. [Dear Sugar]
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    The 10 Best Holiday Movies

    The weather outside is kind of frightful, but chances are, you probably don’t have a fireplace that is so delightful. Instead, curl up on your couch with a mug of spiked spiked hot chocolate and one of these classic holiday movies… Keep reading »

    Commenters Ball: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week

    We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! After reading 40 pages worth of awesome comments, we can unfortunately only award five of you an awesome Modofly notebook. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Commenters Ball…

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    The Frisky Gift Guide: Your Awesome Four-Legged Friend

    Our pets can be rather intuitive, but we doubt they know when it’s the holiday season. All they know is that you’re excited about something and, therefore, they feed off your energy. So this is still the perfect time to get your cat or dog something special or something they need. Your pet is your best friend through and through, after all. Keep reading »

    Crave: Live Alone And Like It (Win A Copy!)

    This little book of advice for single women was written back in 1936. The author, Marjorie Hillis, was a fancy pants editor at Vogue who was single until age 49, three years after this book was published. She didn’t seem to mind being a bachelorette and wanted her fellow singletons to live it up. Her old timey advice is amusing, but remains applicable – there’s even a chapter titled “Pleasures of A Single Bed.” [$11.89, Amazon.com]

    We’re giving away five copies of Live Alone and Like It: The Classic Guide for the Single Woman, but you have to work if you want one. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, Dec. 12 through Thursday, Dec. 19—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules. Keep reading »

    What Was The Best Year Of Your Life?

    Yet another Stupid Study That Pretends To Reveal Something Interesting, But Doesn’t has been released, and claims that women “feel sexiest” at age 34. That seems to be the median age between when women are having the most sex (in their late 20′s) and when they’re enjoying sex the most (in their 40′s). I don’t know anyone who is exactly 34, so I couldn’t fact check the validity of this study, but it did get me thinking about ages and general life enjoyment. Aside from the totally awesome years in my childhood, I think that my 28th year was both the best year of my life and the worst. I started The Frisky and got engaged. Then, of course, I also had that engagement end because my fiance (who is also probably have the best/worst year of his life) decided to have an existential quarter-life crisis. I hope 29 is less bi-polar. What was the best/worst year of your life and why? Keep reading »

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