The Situation Gives His Love Advice

“The best sex is often with a grenade—because she’s so grateful … Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs. Maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look … Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino shares nuggets of wisdom like these in his new book, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. I know I’ll be getting a copy for everyone I know. At least I’m glad to hear that he thinks about STDs? Though, I’m not sure a doctor would sign off on this hot tub theory. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Cat, Costume & Table = Comedy Gold

This video employs the perfect comedy trifecta: Persian cats, animals in costumes and surprise pratfalls. What more could you ask for? [Have You Seen This?] Keep reading »

Guessing Game: How Much Do These Lanvin Earmuffs Cost?

Behold Lanvin‘s earmuff design, complete with a jeweled brooch and dyed fox fur. Any guesses as to how much these winter warmers cost? (Hint: It’s more than some people earn in a month.) The answer after the jump! Keep reading »

Photoshop Fails Happen To Male Pop Stars Too

Justin Bieber looks like he’s starring in an ad for Cover Girl cosmetics on the cover of Brazil’s Toda Teen Star magazine. I need to know the secret to those full, luscious lashes ASAP. Keep reading »

The 9 Most Famously Miniscule Packages

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Keith Richards was kind enough to tell the world about Mick Jagger’s small penis in his new book, Life. Said Keith, “[Marianne Faithful] had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls—but it doesn’t quite fill the gap.” OK, so the guy who pretty much invented c**k rock isn’t well-endowed, but he’s also hardly the only famous guy with a small wiener. After the jump, some other famous men with famously small penises.

How To Get Scarlett’s Makeup Look From The Mango Fashion Awards

So, everyone is freaking out about Scarlett Johansson‘s new “wispy bob” that she showed off at the Mango Fashion Awards last week in Barcelona. We’re into the new ‘do, but are just as intrigued by Scar Jo’s makeup palette. Mixing gold, a smoky blue-green shadow, bold eyeliner, and nude lips, Scarlett adds a twist to the regular smokey eye. It’s certainly a special look, and not one we’d wear to the office, but something we’d consider making our go-to for the season’s nighttime beauty agenda. After the jump, some products to get you started and tips for how to do it yourself! Keep reading »

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