Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Boobs are the best— am I right? Whether you are a man or a woman, gay, straight, or flexible, it’s impossible not to stare when there’s a perfect pair right in front of you. Lucky for us, we don’t have to pretend we’re not looking when the boobs are on the internet. Yay! So, to honor the most incredible, enviable racks, we here at The Frisky have decided put together little slideshow we like to call the “Top 10 Ta-Tas We Wish Were Ours!” Go ahead, take a peek ….
Christine O’Donnell‘s latest campaign ad — in which she ably reads a teleprompter in a monotone voice — has her proclaiming, “I’m not a witch.” She only dabbled, people, just like Bill Clinton smoked pot, but didn’t inhale. The Tea Party Senate candidate in the state of Delaware claims she will go to Washington and “do what you’d do.” Which is weird, because the first three things I always do when I arrive in D.C. are masturbate, freak dance, and visit a psychic. Keep reading »
I was kind of heartbroken to hear that John Mayer quit Twitter today because he was one of the few legitimately funny people on there, but fortunately, he kept his Tumblr blog to tell us why, “It occurred to me that since the invocation of Twitter, nobody who has participated in it has created any lasting art. And yes! Yours truly is included in that roundup as well… No artwork created by someone with a healthy grasp of social media thus far has proven to be anything other than disposable.” And when you think about it, the man makes a good point. I’ve only gotten stupider, condensing every thought into 140 characters and trying to be funny instead of being productive. In honor of Mayer’s retirement (and I guess Twitter co-founder Evan Williams stepping down as the company’s CEO), we’ve rounded up the 10 stupidest celebrity tweets!
- Rihanna dissed her good friend Katy Perry with her “generic pop” quote. [Starpulse.com]
- Does Don Draper‘s new secretary, Megan, want to be Peggy, Betty, or both? [TresSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan‘s required mantra at the Betty Ford Center? “Hi. I’m Lindsay, and I am an alcoholic and a drug addict.” [Wonderwall]
- J.Lo will be co-producing a new dramedy — that’s comedy and drama — about Latina nannies. Guess that means no Fran Drescher? [Guanabee]