Girl Talk: What We’re Really Talking About When We’re Talking About My Uterus

By: Caroline Harris / March 14, 2011

“So this was an accident, right? You know, like, ‘We’re having fun and then oops’?”

Monday morning, 7:30. No coffee, because someone on the internet told me caffeine is bad for pregnant ladies. This week is already uncomfortable, and it’s only going to get worse.

I’m seven months pregnant and, usually,… More »


Purposely Hairy Legs, Anyone?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 14, 2011

These sassy faux fur leggings are perfect for that “half-girl, half-pony” look. As the seller points out, you can wear them with EVERYTHING, but they really look best with shorts or skirts. Only $65? Whinny, whinny (that translates to “count me in” in pony speak)! [The Clearly Dope]… More »


Bitchtastic UCLA Student Schools Asians On “American Library Manners”

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 14, 2011

This is a joke, right? A lovely UCLA student — identified by The Daily What as poli-sci undergrad Alexandra Wallace — took to the Intertubes to bitch about Asians. (You know, because they’re a monolithic group.) According to Alexandra, UCLA accepts “hordes of Asians” every year — which is fine — who don’t have… More »


20 Starlets Caught Wearing The Same Dress To The Same Event


An Usher Sex Tape?

And you thought his appearance at the Grammy Awards was “OMG.” According to TMZ, we’re about to see a whole lot more of Usher Raymond IV—a sex tape is allegedly being shopped around that stars him and ex wife, Tameka Foster. Which means the video must be kinda old, as the two split back i… More »


Quiz: What Type Of Couple Are You?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 14, 2011

In a relationship and looking to inject a little extra oomph in the romance department? Before we can dole out the advice in our Couple Time section (sponsored by “Romantication” at the Royal Palms Resort and Spa in Phoenix, Arizona), we’ve got to narrow down what type of couple you are first. Take our quizMore »