Handle It: Getting Rid Of Unwanted Guests

I had what I consider to be a pretty good date a few days ago. He was cute, he made me laugh and was good company. After much debate, I agreed to let him come upstairs. Somehow, he ended up sleeping over. Now, anytime I sleep over a man’s place, I’m pretty much trained to throw my clothes on the minute the sun rises and run out, to avoid being kicked out, so I expected the same from my date. But instead, he chose to stick around and watch television. It’s not that I necessarily had a problem with this because I did have a good time with him, but I did think it was time for him to be on his way. It made me wonder how to properly way to kick a guy out in the morning without being rude. Of course, if you don’t like the guy and don’t plan on seeing him again, honesty may just be the best policy — i.e. “time for you to be going, buddy.” But until the iPhone invents an application for politely kicking a man out, here are five ways to get rid of the unwanted… Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Jessica Alba’s Honor Is Adorable

Jessica should have something to smile about with this little bugger sitting on her lap. [Los Angeles, 01/04/09] Keep reading »

Amy Winehouse To Make 2009 Comeback As A Fashion Designer?

Looks like Amy Winehouse may have that 2009 comeback we were hoping to see, after all…but as a fashion designer, not a singer. The Sun reports that Amy blurted out at a hotel bar while on vacation in St. Lucia that she’s negotiating a deal with top British label Fred Perry and has already started sketching her ideas. No word yet on whether her ideas include ballet slippers and neon-colored bra straps. And lest we all worry about Amy spending her vacation in a bar, one onlooker revealed: “She is looking better and doesn’t seem to be drinking that much.” We can’t help but wonder what “not that much” means in Amy’s world…especially since it was enough to inspire topless dancing on the beach. [TheSun.co.uk via NYMag] Keep reading »

Below-The-Belt Crimes

An Australian woman appeared in court today on a murder charge after allegedly setting fire to her husband’s genitals because she believed he was having an affair. Prosecutors said that Rajini Narayan, 44, told neighbors she had only wanted to burn her husband’s penis “so it belongs to me and no one else.” Talk about a crime of passion! You might think that crimes associated with male genitalia are rare, but in fact, they’re quite common. After the jump, six penis-related crimes from the last year. Keep reading »

Don’t Do It: Sex On The First Date

I’m going to make a general statement here that’s probably going to get me flamed. If you have any interest in something more than sexual with a guy, do not have sex with him on the first date. While I’m usually against such “dating rules,” there are some logical conclusions I’ve come to after observing men and women, hearing war stories from friends, and listening to the advice of male friends whom I respect. With obvious exceptions (yes, I’m sure you do know someone who slept with her husband of 60 years on the first date), the chance of having a long-term relationship with someone goes down, way down, if you bone on the first date. Keep reading »

10 Tips For Really Living Your Best Life

Since gaining 40 pounds over the last couple of years, Oprah’s getting back on the wagon and kicking off 2009 with this week’s “Live Your Best Life” series. Featuring a bunch of experts on fitness, wellness, finance, spiritualism, and style, Oprah hopes the week-long series will inspire viewers to tune in and get proactive about their health and happiness. But you don’t need Oprah and her experts to help you live your best life. You just need to follow these 10 helpful tips, after the jump… Keep reading »

Don’t Do It: Dating A Guy With Children

If you’re a 20- to 35-year-old woman without any children I caution you against dating a man with kids. I did this once and, let me tell you, I learned my lesson. I dated The Cop off-and-on for about six years and I have to admit that love kept me from realizing just how big a problem his children were in our relationship. Recently, he and I made plans to have a friendly, totally platonic drink to celebrate my promotion. He canceled the day of because his youngest daughter had hit her head and he’d spent the previous night in the emergency room. I totally understood why he had to cancel, but the situation also reminded me why he and I could never work and why I will never date a man with children again. Keep reading »

Dealbreaker: Mr. Too Big

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Recently, I described a mutual friend to my friend T. as “the guy with the big c**k.” Then I felt a little guilty, like I was giving away a huge (zing!) secret; she was surprised at this description, having never thought about him in a sexual way, whereas I meant it as both a compliment and simply what I remember best about our time as f**k buddies. It also made me remember another guy with a unique but still vexing sexual problem: the too-big dick. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there is such a thing as too much when it comes to penis size. Bigger is not necessarily better, and while I’ve been with one or two guys who bordered on overly large, this one should win some sort of booby prize. Keep reading »

Dating Drama: My New Year’s Sex And Dating Resolutions

Generally, I don’t like making New Year’s resolutions. All too often, I feel like I’m jinxing myself. The minute I say I want X, I find myself doing Y. At the same time, I’m not crazy about the idea that dating is a random act over which I have no control. In hopes of better love in 2009, my sex and dating resolutions are after the jump. Keep reading »

Jett Travolta: What Happened?

As I’m sure you’ve already read, John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s 16-year-old son, Jett, died on Friday while the family was vacationing in the Bahamas. Over the weekend, more details came out about the tragic news, though conclusive evidence on what exactly caused Jett’s death with only come after an autopsy is performed today. But here is what we do know:

  • Jett is believed to have had a seizure while he was in the bathroom and hit his head on the bathtub when he fell. It’s not known for sure whether the seizure caused him to fall or if the fall, and hitting his head on the tub, caused him to have the seizure.
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