Get Your Rocks Off: Girl Talk’s Songs To Send To Your Ex-Girlfriend…

Girl Talk is a DJ with a misleading name — there’s nothing feminine or cutesy about him. He does, however, happen to be a handsome lad by the name of Gregg Gillis. Gillis’ songs are no less than genius. He manages to sample dozens of artists in a single track. On his latest album, “Feed the Animals”, you can hear Phil Collins mixed with Busta Rhymes and The Police in a way that first blows your mind and then makes you want to dance. We’ve had a bit of a crush on Gregg for the past few years, and his playlist (after the jump) gives us a ray of hope that there’s still a 2 percent chance that we’ll get married.
[MySpace: Girl Talk]

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Sexism Still Pays Off For Men

Growing up, my mom and dad shared the responsibility of bringing home the bacon…well, the proverbial bacon — we’re Jewish. Anyway, my mom was a realtor and good at her job, but I’ll never forget her main competitor. His wife didn’t work and he was a jerk, the kind of guy who used too much hair grease and put his cheesy head shot up at bus stops. While my mother kept me in enriching after school programs, this other slick Realtor dude would scam his clients for sympathy by dragging his son around to meetings. One particular prospective female client even told my mother she was going to go with this guy because he was really his family’s breadwinner. Puke — that’s some serious girl-on-girl crime! I was always proud of my mama for Mary Tyler Moore-ing it up in the face of sexist foolishness, but apparently this chauvinist realtor isn’t the only man who has cashed in on close-mindedness.

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The Daily Squeeze: Breast Milk At Ben & Jerry’s, Grandma Smells, And Bad Dreams

  • This sounds too crazy to possibly be true. PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s, urging them to substitute human breast milk for 75 percent of the cow’s milk in their products. A spokesperson for Ben & Jerry’s responded: “We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child.” Why is everyone so obsessed with breast milk these days? [WPTZ.com]
  • As we age, we develop that “Grandma” smell. Now there’s a perfume to mask that scent, so you’ll smell eight years younger. [The Guardian, U.K.]
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    Free Sarah Palin! CNN’s Campbell Brown Grows A Pair On Behalf Of The Media

    CNN’s Campbell Brown totally tore the McCain camp a new you-know-what for banning reporters from questioning Sarah Palin while she was in New York yesterday meeting with world leaders at the United Nations. Don’t have the patience to watch the vid? Transcript after the jump… Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Drew Barrymore Dating Yet Another Younger Man

  • Drew Barrymore and Chace Crawford (Nate on “Gossip Girl”) Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass!) are dating. That means he’ll be dating Kirsten Dunst next, of course. [NYMag.com and Perez Hilton]
  • Kiki must be prepping for that, because she just broke up with Drew’s last boyfriend, Justin “I’m A Mac” Long, according to In Touch. [Perez Hilton]
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    Quickies!: Dita Von Teese Shares Her Bras

  • Dita Von Teese launched her lingerie line for Wonderbra today in London. That’s her swinging on a giant bra. [The Press Association]
  • This “Spit or Swallow” viral video is misleading. [Daily Bedpost]
  • Kanye West has teamed with Comedy Central for a show described as “hip-hop meets the Muppets.” [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Chris Noth played my favorite guy on “Sex and the City,” but he’s so much more than Mr. Big. [Glam]
  • Can being a single, sexually uninhibited woman lead you to be emotionally detached permanently? [College Candy]
  • “Earth Friend Gen” is taking nudity to the streets of Oregon. [Asylum]
  • Do you know what a wingskank is? If not, feel lucky that you don’t need one. [Candy Kirby]
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    Clay Aiken FINALLY Comes Out Of The Closet

    Told. You. So. Claymates. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

    Fashion Slideshow: Metallic Shoes

    When some people see silver shoes, “2001: A Space Odyssey” comes to mind. But when I see them, I think, These will match everything in my closet! Because metallics like silver and gold aren’t really colors, you’ll be able to wear them with even more of your clothes than a pair of black heels — as long as you don’t mind putting up with a few cracks about your space-age kicks. Keep reading »

    “Dead Ringers”: Twin Gynos Still Creepy 20 Years Later

    Today marks the 20th anniversary of the release of “Dead Ringers” — the mega-awesomely creepy David Cronenberg movie which made us vow never to date identical twin gynecologists after we rented it on VHS one rainy day at Blockbuster. Starring a dashingly young Jeremy Irons as brothers Eliot and Beverly Mantle — who look so identical that they routinely swap girlfriends without telling them that they’re, um, two people — “Dead Ringers” is chock full of hot love and heavy psycho-drama. We’ve always loved the opening scene, which offers the handy-dandy lesson on human reproduction in the clip above. [Amazon and IMDB] Keep reading »

    Scar-less Surgery Is The New Black

    If you ever need an organ like the gallbladder or appendix removed, the surgeon may ask you to pick an orifice for the removal. Recently, several dozen Americans have undergone experimental operations that don’t cut the skin open. Instead, surgeons enter the patient through a “natural orifice,” like the mouth or vagina. Minimally invasive surgeries made big incisions unnecessary and these procedures could take minimally invasive surgeries to a new level by not requiring an external incision at all. And the procedures seem to cause less pain and speed recovery. Keep reading »

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