11 Female Celebs Who Eat!

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 17, 2011

Venezuelan President Takes A Hard Stance Against Fake Boobs

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 17, 2011

Big fake titties? American politicians can’t get enough of ‘em. But Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is firmly anti-breast implants. Speaking on a United Nations summit on great racks a state-run television station, Chavez railed against plastic surgeons who “convince some women that if they don’t have some big bosoms they should feel bad.” Chavez added… More »

Get Away From My Ginger, You Princess Bitch!

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 17, 2011

Not content with just the “heir” in her claws, greedy guts Kate Middleton is now going after the “spare,” too. Either that or someone at the commemorative mug printing company can’t tell snoozefest Prince William from ginger hotstuff Prince Harry and is getting canned. [Daily Caller]… More »

10 Reasons To Nab Yourself A Younger Man

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 17, 2011

‘ve always assumed that in my single hunt, I should be aiming high. And when I say “high,” I mean “older.” People love to tell me how I need an older, more mature man to appreciate me. And admittedly, I have been a somewhat ageist dater. But lately, many of my single lady friends are… More »

FBI Investigated Elderly Woman Who Threatened To Castrate Politician Over Planned Parenthood

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 17, 2011

While physical threats against anyone are never acceptable, something about a feisty old lady threatening to castrate a politician is kinda amusing. The FBI recently investigated an 80-something Connecticut woman after she made a phone call to an unnamed male politician threatening to Lorena Bobbitt his weenie. Why would she do such a thing? Because… More »

Hillary Clinton Says “No” To A Second Term

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 17, 2011

It’s a good thing Amy Poehler left “Saturday Night Live,” because Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is has confirmed she’s leaving politics in 2012. Regardless of whether President Obama is elected for a second term, Clinton said she’ll be moving onto things. Despite rumors that she might lead the Defense Department or even run for… More »