R. Kelly Sings “Happy Birthday” — To Himself

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2011
Oh damnit. It was R. Kelly's birthday and we totally forgot to send him a singing telegram! No worries. The man took care of it for us. More »

The 5 Types Of Period Panties

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 14, 2011
Every woman's got 'em: the panties ruined by Nature's special, beautiful, magical gift to your ladyparts. You might be thrilled that Bingo's tadpoles didn't penetrate the love glove, but that still doesn't mean you aren't pissed your white, lacy Victoria's Secret thong looks like a Jackson Pollack painting. Typically, girls wear sexy underwear at all… More »

Quickies: Andrew Garfield Fills Out Spidey’s Suit Nicely

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2011
Yum. Here's your first look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man. Nice bulge. [The Superficial] Astrologist Susan Miller would like to assure you that your astrological sign has not changed. [Twitter] Backstreet Boy AJ McLean is headed back to the 'hab. [Just Jared]… More »

The 30-Day Sex Challenge

By: The Stir / January 13, 2011
My husband and I aren't that bad, but with two children under four, two demanding careers, a dog, a cat, two cars, and a house to keep up, it can often seem like sex is the last thing either of us wants to do. Time for a challenge, no? Read more ... More »

Mark Ruffalo’s Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2011
Mark Ruffalo shows off his coat of many colors in this W magazine's "Best Performers of the Year" series. He looks like he's high on peyote, but God, do I adore him. [Dlisted]… More »

Today’s Lady News: Idaho Pharmacist Refuses Medication For Woman Who Had Abortion

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 13, 2011
A pharmacist in Nampa, Idaho, refused to fill a prescription for anti-bleeding medication for a woman, telling her she would not give it if it was being used after an abortion. Planned Parenthood of the Greater Northwest said the woman needed Methergine, which is used to stop bleeding after an abortion or childbirth. Idaho passed… More »