Inauguration Special! In Bed With … Barack & Michelle Obama

BARACK’S VITAL STATS MICHELLE’S VITAL STATS
Born: Aug 4, 1961, 7:24 PM in Honolulu, Hawaii
Sun Sign: Leo
Ascendant: Aquarius
Moon: Gemini
Mercury: Leo
Venus: Cancer
Mars: Virgo
Born: January 17, 1964 in Chicago (IL) (USA)
Sun Sign: Capricorn
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Pisces
Mercury: Capricorn
Venus: Pisces
Mars: Aquarius

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Frisky Rant: Magnum Condoms Are Total B.S.

On the newest episode of “The Real World: Brooklyn” (the show started last week and has been relatively boring), one of the male housemates made a big show of having to use Magnum condoms. Oh really dude? Seriously, there is no bigger marketing scam than Magnums, except maybe New Coke, only New Coke failed, and Magnums, for whatever reason, are still on shelves. Keep reading »

French Politician Returned To Work Five Days After C-Section

French Justice Minister Rachida Dati returned to work just five days after giving birth to her first child via C-section. This may seem like a commendable feat to some, but this is sending a rather scary message to moms and working women, in general: You must be a “Super Indestructible Mom.” Keep reading »

Gardening’s Good Sex Guarantee

If you want your boyfriend to give you good lovin’ for years to come, make him go prune some bushes (no, not yours). Researchers at Medical University of Vienna found that 30 minutes of weeding, digging, or mowing were enough to reduce the risk of impotence by about 38 percent. And men who work off 4,000 calories a week will see their impotence risk drop almost 52 percent. Of course, other forms of moderate exercise also would work, but then you won’t have fresh flowers at your disposal. [Daily Mail, U.K.] Keep reading »

Doin’ It With Dr. V: How To Tell Someone They Need To Get Tested For STDs

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. Now, let’s get this party started…

This week, I got an alarming phone call. My most recent ex-boyfriend went to get tested like a sensible young man and I’m so proud of him — but I’m sorry he had to call me with his results. While it wasn’t good news, I’m truly grateful he talked to me about it openly. Sex is dirty, and sometimes you can’t totally clean up the mess, but you can always take measures to stop it from spreading! I know my ex was not so thrilled to have to call me to tell me to get tested too, however, it made me realize why I was with him in the first place. He’s respectable and responsible for divulging what he knows with me, for better or for worse. Although it can be a tearful inspiration, I’d like to dedicate this installment of Dr. V to all the men and women, like my ex-boyfriend out there, who are brave enough to pick up the phone and show someone they still care by telling them the truth about their health and the risks they shared. According to the CDC, who just this week reported 19 million cases of STDs in 2007, there are a lot of people who need to make a similar confession. So, here’s how you do it, as pain-free as possible.
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Barbie’s Designer Was Pervy

Barbie has had a rather controversial past that has centered around her physique and her impact on young girls. But the past of Barbie toy designer Jack Ryan is juicier than any compromising position you may have put Barbie and Ken in when you were younger. In Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel, out next month, Jerry Oppenheimer reveals that Ryan was a “full-blown seventies-style swinger” with “a manic need for sexual gratification.” Keep reading »

Love 101: All About Personal Ads

It’s that magical time of year when, disgusted by the post-holiday bloat effect, we make all kinds of unrealistic promises to ourselves (A.K.A. “resolutions”): We’ll stop eating Skittles every day at 4 p.m., totally start exercising again, nix the Marlboros and get our hair looking really awesome once and for all. And of course, the single and looking folks out there feel a twinge of hopeful new optimism that maybe this year, “I’ll meet The One,”—or at least find a temporary substitute in the form of a f**k buddy or two—and go about procuring the goods. One thing that is way easier to change than say, the cellulite you inherited from Aunt Geena, is the ad you post on Myspaz or Nerve or whatever illustrious forum you choose to advertise your flesh wares in. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Hair Bow

I love a hair bow as much as Blair Waldorf, but Lady GaGa’s (made from her own hair) is a bit much. [U.K., 1/15/2009] Keep reading »

I Love You More Than ____.

Sometimes saying, “I love you,” isn’t enough. Just how much do you love your lover? Well, the blog Love You More Than Blank lets you tell your special person how you feel about them. Send them your answer, and they’ll plop it on a colorful heart and post it on the site.

What’s in second place behind your significant other? Fill in the blank after the jump! (When I tell someone I love them more than peanut butter, I’ll know it’s the real deal.) Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Bear Grylls Jumps On The Crazy Celebrity Baby Name Train

  • “Man Vs. Wild”‘s Bear Grylls named his baby son Huckleberry. After the fictional character I assume and not the actual berry. [DListed]
  • Amanda Bynes dumped Doug Reinhardt, that tool from “The Hills” who used to date Lauren Conrad. [Us Weekly]
  • Are Salma Hayek and her French baby daddy together or not? [Pop Sugar]
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