Czech Beauty Queens Spanked After Sexy Handcuff Photos Surface

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 6, 2011

Okay, false advertising. No actual Czech beauty queens actually get spanked in this story. But the lovely ladies in the Miss Czech 2011 pageant were sternly warned they could be disqualified after photos appeared of them playing with sex toys, including handcuffs. Kinky Czech beauty queens are just about the only beauty queens I ca… More »


DIY Tattoo From God, Anyone?

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 6, 2011

Chris Eckert’s Auto Ink DIY tattoo machine will grace you with some ink via divine intervention:

Auto Ink is a three axis numerically controlled sculpture. Once the main switch is triggered, the operator is assigned a religion and it’s corresponding symbol is tattooed onto the person’s arm. The operator does not have control… More »


Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber Refuse to Accept New Haircut

It’s been just over a week since teenage heartthrob Justin Bieber got the haircut that made headlines, but some fans are still in denial over the loss of his luscious, side-swept locks.

At least that’s the sentiment sweeping the Bieber blog Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, which posts photographs of women — many… More »


David Arquette ‘Fine’ After Head-On Car Crash

By: Celebuzz / March 5, 2011

David Arquette has been involved in a head-on car crash in West Hollywood, and while TMZ reports that the actor was on the ground bleeding, Arquette’s publicist tells Celebuzz the actor is “fine and on his way to be treated.”

In photos posted on TMZ, Arquette is seen laying on the grass just feet… More »


Charlie Sheen’s “Chipped Warlock Fang” Caused Spat With Bree Olson

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2011

“I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”Charlie Sheen explains to TMZ what caused the temporary breakup between him and goddess/girlfriend Bree Olson/Rachel Oberlin last night. Chipped warlock fangs aside, it’s not the… More »


Charlie Sheen And One Of The Goddesses Broke Up For A Hot Second

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2011

Last night at Sober Valley Lodge, Charlie Sheen announced via his Guinness World Record-breaking Twitter, Bree Olson aka Rachel Oberlin left the building. No reasons were given for her sudden departure, but no matter! As the goddesses are totally disposable and easily replaced, Sheen announced he was taking applications. But then! Bree/Rachel returned! And all… More »