Quickies!: Oprah Smoked Crack?, Steven Tyler’s Sex Life, & Botox For Boys

  • An ex-boyfriend is claiming Oprah smoked crack. Haha, I just laughed outloud thinking of Oprah saying, “Crack cooooocaaaaaaainnnnnnne!” [National Enquirer]
  • The “Gossip Girl” spin-off is a go, and will feature Lily and Rufus back in the good ol’ coke-filled rock star days in the ’80s. [Buzzfeed]
  • Almost-not-our-President-anymore-Bush declared January 18th “National Sanctity of Human Life Day.” Is President Obama allowed to UNdeclare days? [Feministing]
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    Equality Means Engagement Rings For Men

    H Samuel, a jeweler in the U.K., is trying to get male engagement rings to take off as more women are proposing to men in these modern times. Their Tioro ring, made from titanium and featuring a tiny diamond, goes for about $120, which is waaaaaaay cheaper than most engagement rings for women. “UK women are no longer waiting until the man pops the question,” said an H Samuel employee. “We are equals in the work place and in relationships and we make our own decisions. Now this ring is a clear message to everyone that a man is to be married.” Do you think a woman who proposes should offer her man a ring? [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

    Dudes Reviewing Movies: Marley & Me

    From David Cope and Greg Barris, the guys who called it for “Slumdog Millionaire” last week, here’s a new review of “Marley & Me.” While the sappy chick flick may get boring fast, we’ll do anything for an hour and a half in the dark with these studs of cinema.

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    Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of January 16th 2009

    We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive the Ted Gibson Body Kit full of goodies to make you silky smooth. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift of Gab…

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    Crave: Dumped! Fun & Games Activity Book (Win It!)

    Getting dumped sucks and, oftentimes, trashing your ex can seem like the best revenge. But hold on a second before you post a message on his Facebook wall. Do you really want to come off as a bitter loser? Instead, you help recent dumpees Sam and Samantha find their way through a jungle of post breakup mazes, word searches, and crosswords as they unlock the secrets to their misfortune and recover from heartache in Josh Lewis’s Dumped! activity book. You’ll probably still feel crappy, but at least you’ll be too busy playing games to text, email, or phone your ex. [$11.01, Amazon.com]

    We’re giving away five of Josh Lewis’s Dumped! activity book, but you have to work if you want it. The five best commenters for this coming week — from today, Friday, Jan. 16 through Thursday, Jan. 22 — will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules. Keep reading »

    Celebrate The Inauguration With Free Abortion Donuts!

    On Inauguration Day, Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts to celebrate “freedom of choice.” Ruh-roh. CHOICE. Naturally, pro-life activists are flipping out over that choice of phrase and are calling the move an endorsement of abortion. Mmm, abortion donuts. Seriously can the pro-life community get worked up over something that would truly help curb abortions, like making sure everyone has easy access to birth control and is educated about safe sex? ‘Cause I’d like them to keep their paws off my body AND my breakfast, thank you. Keep reading »

    Frisky Hate Mail: Articles For Bitchy, Gold Digging Sluts!

    We get a lot of mail from readers, some insanely flattering, some helpful (thanks for doing a little free copy-editing for us, guys!), and plenty of nasty hate mail. With that in mind, we’re going to post some of the best reader mail we get from time to time, because we totally appreciate that you even take the time to write!

    From: REDACTED@nebutel.com
    Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:45:17
    So your snappy headlines of ’5 types of online losers to avoid’ made it on CNN. Well done! I guess there is big business bashing guys every day, week, month, year, huh? How about writing an article such as ‘How to NOT be a Golddigger or at least perceived as one,’ ‘Being a Bitch, the down side,’ and ‘Being a Slut does not entitle you to access to a guys bank account?’

    Wow, someone must have stole a five dollar bill out of your pocket this morning! Bitter much? Anyway, in regards to your articles suggestions — considering the fact that a solid portion of our readers are bitchy gold digging sluts, we would really be doing them a disservice by publishing those kinds of articles. May I suggest you take your pitches to Douchebag Weekly instead? They LOVE that kind of stuff. Keep reading »

    Thank God You’re A Woman

    A friend emailed me some ads for Goldstar, an Israeli beer. The tagline for the campaign is “Thank God you’re a man.” After the jump, see the ads and why I’m thanking God I’m a woman. Keep reading »

    Inauguration Special! In Bed With … Barack & Michelle Obama

    BARACK’S VITAL STATS MICHELLE’S VITAL STATS
    Born: Aug 4, 1961, 7:24 PM in Honolulu, Hawaii
    Sun Sign: Leo
    Ascendant: Aquarius
    Moon: Gemini
    Mercury: Leo
    Venus: Cancer
    Mars: Virgo
    Born: January 17, 1964 in Chicago (IL) (USA)
    Sun Sign: Capricorn
    Ascendant: Unknown
    Moon: Pisces
    Mercury: Capricorn
    Venus: Pisces
    Mars: Aquarius

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    Frisky Rant: Magnum Condoms Are Total B.S.

    On the newest episode of “The Real World: Brooklyn” (the show started last week and has been relatively boring), one of the male housemates made a big show of having to use Magnum condoms. Oh really dude? Seriously, there is no bigger marketing scam than Magnums, except maybe New Coke, only New Coke failed, and Magnums, for whatever reason, are still on shelves. Keep reading »

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