Woman Claims Yogurt Sample Tasted Like Semen

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2011
Hello. Are you eating? Maybe stop for a second. Especially if you are eating yogurt. So, a woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico, called the police because she said a yogurt sample she was given at her local grocery store "tasted like bodily fluids" aka semen. Police arrested Sunflower Market employee Anthony Garcia, 31, on outstanding… More »


Charlie Sheen Hospitalized For Hernia After 36-Hour Bender With Porn Stars

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2011
Welcome to this week's installment of "Charlie Sheen Is STILL A F**ked Up Douchebag!" Early yesterday morning, the "Two and a Half Men" star was rushed to the hospital complaining of stomach pain, which TMZ says is the result of a hiatal hernia. Now, before you start thinking this is just a simple story, may… More »


8 Stars Involved In Lesbian Sex Scandals


A Television Show About Edgar Allen Poe?

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2011
File this under television show ideas that could go terribly wrong. ABC has given the green light to a pilot about Edgar Allan Poe. The one-hour drama, "Poe," will portray the writer as a detective using unconventional methods to explore the macabre unsolved mysteries of Boston in the 1840s. I wonder if the show will… More »


Clove Cigarette Lip Gloss Is Yumz

I am a lip balm connoisseur. I am over Cherry Chapstick and love it when I find something with a more unusual flavor. So I am very excited about these TokyoMilk Dark Lip Elixirs that come in flavors like Salted Caramel, Absinthe, and Smoked Salt. I opted for the Clove Cigarette flavor, and it's gloriously… More »


10 Hot Television Therapists

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2011