Even the biggest slut you know (probs me?) ain’t got nothin’ on a horny Neanderthal. Our ancestors were some freaky bitches — that’s where you get it from, Frisky readers! Mystery solved. Earlier this week, a team of Canadian and British scientists unveiled a way to test just how big a tramp your great-great-great-great-great-grandparents were. Apparently, a propensity for promiscuity is related to prenatal androgens. Those hormones also govern the finger-size ratio.
After carefully examining the remains of early apes, hominins, Ardipithecus ramidus, and Australopithecus afarensis, the researchers were able to show a trend in ye ol’ hoes. The more skanky and sex-loving the early human, the lower index-to-ring finger ratio. By comparatively measuring, blah, blah, blah, science. Let’s get to the good part: how to test your own loosey-goosey legacy, after the jump! Keep reading »
Reports have surfaced of a sighting in China of a Barack Obama sex doll, and only one question remains: How can I buy one? Inflatable Obama was spotted hanging out with a bunch of lady sex dolls at the 8th annual Sex Culture Festival in Guangzhou. The First Sex Doll was seen wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and an American flag badge. He also looked like he was having a very good time. So far, there’s been no comment from the White House or Michelle. We’ll be keeping a close eye on this story as it develops. [Telegraph] Keep reading »
After Chloe Sevigny gives you a BJ on camera, how do you top that? Well, if you’re filmmaker Vincent Gallo, you add a “Personal Services” section to your self-indulgent merchandising. Yes, since 2006, Vincent Gallo hasn’t just been selling autographed copies of “Buffalo 66” and this here hand-sharpied Vincent Gallo T-Shirt, the dude is also pimping himself as an escort. Is this legal? Perhaps it shouldn’t be. Anyway, read all the crazy things Vincent Gallo will do for you, after the jump … Keep reading »
Actress Halle Berry has gotten (gasp) implants for her latest role. Currently shooting “Truth or Dare,” Berry was seen bulging in some clearly artificially enhanced ways. But what kind of implants did she get? Boobs? Butt? Or something else? Find out … Keep reading »