Are You A Slut? Take The Scientist-Approved Hand Test To Find Out!

Even the biggest slut you know (probs me?) ain’t got nothin’ on a horny Neanderthal. Our ancestors were some freaky bitches — that’s where you get it from, Frisky readers! Mystery solved. Earlier this week, a team of Canadian and British scientists unveiled a way to test just how big a tramp your great-great-great-great-great-grandparents were. Apparently, a propensity for promiscuity is related to prenatal androgens. Those hormones also govern the finger-size ratio.

After carefully examining the remains of early apes, hominins, Ardipithecus ramidus, and Australopithecus afarensis, the researchers were able to show a trend in ye ol’ hoes. The more skanky and sex-loving the early human, the lower index-to-ring finger ratio. By comparatively measuring, blah, blah, blah, science. Let’s get to the good part: how to test your own loosey-goosey legacy, after the jump! Keep reading »

The Obama Sex Doll Has Arrived

Reports have surfaced of a sighting in China of a Barack Obama sex doll, and only one question remains: How can I buy one? Inflatable Obama was spotted hanging out with a bunch of lady sex dolls at the 8th annual Sex Culture Festival in Guangzhou. The First Sex Doll was seen wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and an American flag badge. He also looked like he was having a very good time. So far, there’s been no comment from the White House or Michelle. We’ll be keeping a close eye on this story as it develops. [Telegraph] Keep reading »

For Sale: Vincent Gallo

After Chloe Sevigny gives you a BJ on camera, how do you top that? Well, if you’re filmmaker Vincent Gallo, you add a “Personal Services” section to your self-indulgent merchandising. Yes, since 2006, Vincent Gallo hasn’t just been selling autographed copies of “Buffalo 66” and this here hand-sharpied Vincent Gallo T-Shirt, the dude is also pimping himself as an escort. Is this legal? Perhaps it shouldn’t be. Anyway, read all the crazy things Vincent Gallo will do for you, after the jump … Keep reading »

10 Celeb Cheaters Talking About Cheating

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Rielle Hunter waited patiently for years for John Edwards to admit to their affair and acknowledge he was the father of her child. She told GQ, “Before I met Johnny, I had a lot of judgment about infidelity. Now I have a much deeper and greater understanding and acceptance of people’s processes. It’s hard and complicated for a lot of people to pull the Band-Aid off, so to speak. So I did have problems with it. Many. But once again, the force field of our love overrode any issues that would arise from my belief systems about, you know, ‘It should be going different than it is. He should be behaving differently than he is.’” I hope no one accidentally trips on that force field of love. It sounds kinda dangerous. [GQ]

Quickies: Bill Clinton Is A Sexy Animal & Yes, That Was Kanye’s Thing

  • Bill Clinton made PETA’s 2011 Sexiest Vegetarians list. Hopefully, this doesn’t mean he’s going to pose nakey! [U.S. News & World Reports]
  • Jessica Alba says “good actors never use the script” in December’s Elle magazine. [PopEater]
  • Scarlett Johansson is going to play an alien seductress in “Under the Skin.” [Celebuzz]
  • So Hulk Hogan and his daughter Brooke were playing a nice game of “Def Jam Rapstar” when he decided to flash his peen after checking out her butt. [The Superficial]

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Halle Berry Gets Implants For Next Movie

Actress Halle Berry has gotten (gasp) implants for her latest role. Currently shooting “Truth or Dare,” Berry was seen bulging in some clearly artificially enhanced ways. But what kind of implants did she get? Boobs? Butt? Or something else? Find out Keep reading »

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