Mind Of Man: Why Douchebags Are Called Douchebags

By: John DeVore / January 6, 2011
Douchebags were a conspiracy of the patriarchy, a medieval-looking invention that simultaneously suggested that female sex organs were filthy, stinky and repulsive to men, and promised to cure this imaginary affliction. But it doesn’t cure anything. Douchebags can, in fact, upset the natural bacterial culture of the vagina that protects the organ from infection. There’… More »

A New Bag To Beat The Winter Blahs

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 6, 2011
What woman needs another new bag, right? We're willing to break the "the holidays just happened so you can't buy yourself something new" rule for a versatile hobo bag on sale for a whopping 50 percent off. It's funky enough for a night out with the girls -- without going into tacky studs overload! --… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Loved Kissing Tom Cruise

"I did a little cameo once at the beginning of 'Austin Powers 3,' I think it was, and I got to make out with Tom Cruise. He was an amazing kisser!"—Gwyneth Paltrow tells Rachael Ray about the best kisser she's encountered in her years of making out with famous guys onscreen. I bet… More »

Wear Your Valuables Close To Your Neck

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2011
I think the Turtleneck Wallet just single-handedly made the purse obsolete. Only problem is I have lots of crap in my purse. It might make my neck look huge. [BuzzFeed]… More »

The People’s Choice Awards: The Winners We Just Can’t Agree With

I'm not exactly sure who The People are who end up casting votes for The People's Choice Awards. Maybe they're related to The Man? Based on last night's award's show, I'm guessing that most of them are—OH MY GAWD—obviously under the age of 14. A select few of the award winners seemed totally deserving. Like… More »

Elizabeth Edwards Leaves Cheating Ex John Edwards Out Of Her Will

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 6, 2011
Not that John Edwards deserved anything after cheating on his cancer-stricken wife and fathering a child with crazy lady Rielle Hunter, but color me surprised that Elizabeth Edwards, who died in December, has left her estranged hubby out of the will. Cate Edwards, the couple's 28-year-old daughter, was made executor of the… More »