Girl Talk: I Found Out My Engagement Ring Was Junk

I’d always been told my engagement ring was special.

“Very high quality,” said my mother-in-law, who bought only high-quality pieces for her collection. “You’re very lucky.”

“You don’t want to know how much I paid for the resetting,” said Joe, my fiance-then-husband.

I didn’t care how much the ring cost, whether it was a hundred bucks or 18 G’s like at Tiffany’s. All I cared was that Joe was finally taking that final step, that after years of disapproval, his family had accepted me. I was finally good enough in his mother’s eyes, and had one of her prized baubles to prove it.

Or so I thought. Keep reading »

Chocolate Bars Can Be DIY, Too

The way to a woman’s heart is with chocolate, but the way to anyone‘s heart is with a custom-made chocolate bar. Choose your bar flavor, such as white chocolate or dark. Then pick up to five toppings to be blended in and mark your bar as truly yours. Are cranberries your fancy, or would you prefer goji berries? How about sea salt or ginger? Crushed candy cane, candy corn, or gummy bears? Chocri offers over 10 billion possible combinations, and you can even customize your chocolate bar with a message like “I love you” or “happy birthday.” If that set-up doesn’t just melt your heart, then nothing will.

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Barack Obama And Jon Stewart Trade Quips, Deep Thoughts


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Last night, for the first time since he was elected president, Barack Obama appeared on “The Daily Show.” After making some small talk about the set, the two got down to brass tacks. Jon Stewart asked point blank, “Are we the people we were waiting for?” Obama responded carefully, “I’m feeling great about where the American people are considering what we’ve gone through. We’ve gone through the two toughest years anytime since the Depression.” See part one of the interview here and part two after the jump. Are you heading to the Rally to Restore Sanity this weekend? Keep reading »

Girl On Girl: “Thintervention” Is Two Steps Forward, One Step Back

I don’t usually watch TV because I get less than 15 channels and half of them are in Spanish. But lately my girlfriend and I have been watching “Thintervention” on demand at her apartment. In case you don’t know, “Thintervention” is about a group of overweight people being whipped into shape by Jackie Warner, a badass, super-fit trainer who made her debut into pop culture with “Work Out,” another show which I watched religiously.

Yes, I have a crush on Jackie. She is a lesbian and a fairly butch one at that. Her arms are extremely muscular and she has a stomach that I would do practically anything for. She gets in people’s faces, barks orders and doesn’t take “no” for an answer. Keep reading »

Camille Grammer Says “Housewives” Was All Kelsey’s Idea

“Looking back, maybe he wanted to keep me preoccupied in California while he was off having his affair in New York. I really didn’t want to do ‘Housewives.’ I think it was more Kelsey’s agenda. I was very reluctant, because I am a very private person.”

Camille Grammer on her very public divorce from Kelsey Grammer during this season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Should we remind Camille that she once posed nude in Playboy? Still, it does suck to have your husband leave you for a 29-year-old flight attendant while the world watches. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

New Katy Perry Video, “Firework,” Features Fireworks Boobs

I don’t know what it is with Katy Perry and her boobs. First, she does a video with whip cream shooting out of her ta-tas. Then she gets kicked off “Sesame Street” for exposing too much cleavage. And in her latest video, “Firework,” fireworks shoot out of her breasts and … save the world. It’s like Katy’s boobs are a force of nature. Or the central theme of her life. And if we see them do enough amazing things, we may come to worship them. In any case, enjoy Katy’s new fireworks breasts. Keep reading »

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