Robert Pattinson Records Song For “Twilight” Movie

So, I basically spent the weekend reading “Twilight” and have moved on to the second book in the series and needless to say I’m hooked. More on that later, but in the meantime, Robert Pattinson recorded a song for the movie, out November 21, called “Never Think.” It’s quite Jeff Buckley-esque. Listen to it after the jump… Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Sienna Miller Has An Oil (Heir) Spill

  • Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty may have ended their much discussed love affair. [Perez Hilton]
  • Ryan Reynolds looked hot running the New York Marathon. Wife Scarlett Johansson was supposedly somewhere in the crowd watching him. [DListed]
  • Simon Cowell’s girlfriend Terri Seymour totally dumped him. [Us Weekly]
  • Rapper Nelly says that he and singer Ashanti are “very serious.” Yawn. [People]
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    For The Week Of November 3-9, 2008

    Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    You never know who is going to pop into town this week, so prepare by doing a light sweep through your home and get it ready for anything, as your bed will be the place of many possibilities. If this seems like an absurdity, then be open to the fact that it might be you that will be the one laying her head down somewhere unexpected.

    Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    If you think of your relationship like a business, in terms of money, life together will be much easier to tackle. This will probably include doing a complete financial overhaul in how you both treat your cash and possibly each other, but unless you level the playing field, someone will be bitterly holding onto the shorter end of there stick and that person is most likely you.

    Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    Thank your lucky stars as Mercury enters Scorpio on the 5th, putting your brain in the fast lane to move forward unflinchingly. Yes, they’ll be no more second-guessing, as you happily go into a mental cruise control and see the obvious more comfortably and succinctly than ever. You know it; your Scorpio sex-bombness is back in full action!

    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    Your idealism and creativity will be reaching new levels, but don’t use your power for over estimating a hot guy with a dull mind, as accepting what you see is what you get will be your biggest challenge this week. However, being that you are the original fun time gal, as long as it feels good, why think too deeply about anything? Inspiration comes in all forms.

    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    Beware of at least one friend shooting off unsavory comments about your current state of affairs. While it’s obvious that she or he is jealous and trying to pick a fight, don’t fall into the trap by rebutting. Resist being an outlet for their sexual frustrations, but don’t be a bitch either and rub it back into their face (too hard).

    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    All those idiosyncrasies about your honey that you’ve convinced yourself are endearing qualities will start to unnerve you again. Chances are it’ll make you wonder why you’re in your current relationship and if your man isn’t actually holding you back. Resist running into the fire, instead put in longer hours at work to get space and reconfigure your priorities.

    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    Actions and words from your crush du jour will finally sync up, giving you the green light to go off the deep end in love. While this means making big plans, do understand that it’ll require you to take the reins and be the dominant one. If this bodes well for you, welcome to your fantasy. If not, know it’ll get old fast — so, get all the good sex in while you can still stomach him.

    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    Your relationship paranoias and jealousies will make you act in all sorts of erratic ways, as you’ll want to probe your suspicions while trying to ignore them at the same time. To say the least, it’ll be a bit of a messy time for you as you mentally plunge into the depths of your soul to sort out your deepest feelings and your true sense of confidence.

    Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    As long as you look like you’re paying attention, that’s half the battle, as it’ll be your boo’s turn to start harping on his issues about you. Sure, some of his comments may have some truth to it, but nobody is perfect and at the end of the day, he’s just looking to express himself. To make amends and win the war, once done with his diatribe, blow him and all will be fine.

    Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    Your biggest pet peeve is a dim wit, and as your sweetie starts to show signs of slowing down, expect your drought to begin. However, realize that it’s not that he is suddenly becoming dumb, but rather more secretive. Should you be suspicious? Perhaps. If you care, put on your investigative hat and dig for answers. At the least, it’ll be good gossip material.

    Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    Forget trying to get too deep and too intimate with that special someone too quickly. Obviously you have a mental connection, but trying to force it to go faster than necessary will only screw up the natural pace and although you are too horny for words, make playful communication your foreplay and it will trigger an explosive and eventual turn of events.

    Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    If you can stay focused on feeling gorgeous and brilliant, you’ll be invincible. However, be warned they’ll be many sleazy comments thrown at you, trying to knock you down, as the haters will be out and trying to claim your pride as the prize. You better believe it, time for your absolute hottest outfits as your armor and strut it like it’s going out of style.

    Liveblogging “True Blood”!

    9:14 For the record, I am pretty sure I have the demon inside me, and his name is Mr. Wine.

    9:01 Wheeeeee, it’s time!
    9:02 For the record, I am eating a turkey sandwich. Also, I just love how bloooooody this show is. Well, that may have been a little much for me, considering how much mustard is on my sandwich.
    9:04 This show has an awesome opening sequence. I feel like there’s so much to notice.
    9:06 I get why blood would taste better warm, I guess, instead of on ice.
    9:08 Jason is a disaster. And I love that Amy is still all “mellow out” despite kidnapping a vampire.
    9:09 There’s vampire in yo’ cleavage. Are all vampires bisexual? I think so.
    9:11 Eww, I bet vamp blood is salty. Is V the new E? I think so. Jason is sooooo weak willed.
    9:14 For the record, I am pretty sure I have the demon inside me, and his name is Mr. Wine.
    9:15 Sookie and Bill need to celebrate being alive by having sex now. Instead, Jason is having sex again. Ever since I found out he’s Australian in real life, he’s more attractive. His sex scenes are RAUNCHY though.
    9:17 OH NO! The cat died! Anna Paquin kind of has bad skin.
    9:20 Jason is kind of Matthew McConaughey-esque. Eww, hello Gwyneth Paltrow, Amy is a raw foodist. Gag. I think she’s probs going to die.
    9:24 Who has the worst Southern accent on this show? I vote for Tara or Sookie.
    9:26 Oh Tara and her emotional detachment.
    9:28 Rene is the hottest under-appreciated guy on this show. Jason reminds me of those straight edge guys who don’t eat meat, but like to beat up on homeless people.
    9:31 Color me officially tired of Jason getting more naked screen time than Bill. Ugh.
    9:33 Amy reminds me of an interesting conundrum — is it better to be too good for the person you’re with, or have them be too good for you?
    9:35 For example, nothing Sam does will make him good enough for me to like him.
    9:37 I cannot believe Bill plays Wii.
    9:39 Poor gay vamp.
    9:41 Hello, are Sookie and Bill going to get it on before Bill goes away?! Hahaha, the vamps are flyering. Awesome.
    9:44 I’m sorry, but how is weak ass Sam supposed to protect Sookie?
    9:47 Ooooooh, Amy is more dangerous than a vamp? Could she be the killer?! Also, I am 99% sure I can do a better Southern accent than Tara. And Sookie. And Anna Paquin has an Oscar so that’s saying a lot.
    9:49 This is shallow, but thing that bugs me most about Sam is his hair. His hair is stupid and so is his facial scruff. Ack! Sookie just told Amy she’s staying at Bill’s because no one will go looking for her there. Amy is the effing killer, I just know it. Okay maybe I’m wrong. Whatever.
    9:52 SAM IS THE DOG! SAM IS THE DOG! Maybe? How is that possible? Sometimes him and the dog are together. Wait, maybe the dog is his little messenger, like one of those pigeons from World War I or II. But wait, the dog won’t look at her in her panties — must be lame old Sam. Ugh, this is so confusing.
    9:54 Okay, Dean the Dog is obvi Sam. But why do Sam’s clothes disappear when he shapeshifts back? And I still don’t understand how Sam and the dog have coexisted in the same space. There have been one or two scenes in previous episodes where the two of them were together. EXPLAIN IT TO ME WRITERS! Also, explain to me why I got no naked Sookie/Bill sex this episode. I am going to bed unsatisfied.

    Until next time. For the record, there are three episodes left this season.

    Hilary Duff Wants To Be A Good Girl Gone Bad, But Is She?

    Hilary Duff just unveiled her new video for her new single, “Reach Out,” and she is just dying to shed that good-girl Disney image. The single was released online this week and can be seen on her MySpace as well as various blogs who have picked it up, to display Hilary’s naughty side. I have to say that I like the costumes in the video a lot, but it still does feel awkward watching little Lizzie McGuire sing “reach out and touch me” while feeling up a hot man. Keep reading »

    Who Needs A Date To Go To The Movies?

    There are a lot of movies I’d love to see that no one ever wants to actually watch with me, either because they think the movie is going to blow (“Beverly Hills Chihuahua”) or because I want to go at inconvenient times and they just can’t (like right now, I have a hankering to finally see “Rachel Getting Married” and no one is answering my text messages, those bitches). That’s why I’ve gotten awfully used to go to the movies alone and frankly, I kind of prefer it to fighting for seats with a group of girlfriends. After the jump, five reasons why having a date at the movies, totally sucks. Keep reading »

    Fashion Slideshow: Fun & Frisky Mini-Skirts

    For the ladies who aren’t fans of pants, like the glamorous Miss Dita Von Teese, here’s a plethora of cute skirts to cover you bum and show off your gams, after the jump… Keep reading »

    Sarah Palin Falls For A Prank Call From The French Prez

    This is basically amazing. Comedy duo the Masked Avengers dialed up Governor Sarah Palin and pretended to be Nicholas Sarkozy. In addition to discussing a song the president’s wife, Carla Bruni, wrote about Joe the Plumber, Sarah also seemed keen on going hunting with the foreign leader. Do the French even hunt? Anyway, this takes crank calling to a whole ‘nother level. I remember when I thought it was hilarious to call up parents of fellow students from my junior high and pretend I was calling about a delivery from “the condom store”. Keep reading »

    Friendzillas: When Good Friends Go Bad and How to Get Rid of a Toxic Friend

    A few months ago, while promoting their movie “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2″, there seemed to be some tension between co-stars Blake Lively and America Ferrera. When Ferrera, whom we usually lovvvve, commented to a teen magazine that she thought shows like “Gossip Girl” were a bad influence, and appeared bored when an interviewers was asking Lively about the show, we wondered if the two might be frenemies instead of besties. After the jump, how to avoid developing toxic friendships. Keep reading »

    The Do’s And Don’ts When You Get Busted Lying

    Caught fibbing? Here’s how to save your butt from complete and total humiliation. Keep reading »

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