So This Is What Becomes Of Eliminated “Top Model” Contestants

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2011

No wonder all the model hopefuls cry when they get eliminated from “America’s Next Top Model” — a troublesome fate awaits them. Allison Harvard, Cycle 12’s runner-up, looks like she’s been busy since her season aired. She started a cult in her living room and now she’s looking for disciples. Anyone interested? [Gary F#@king Oak]… More »


Gwen Stefani’s Middle Name Is “Vain”

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2011

“I’m very vain. That would be my middle name. Of course I am, you know what I mean? I love the visual.”Gwen Stafani in the May issue of Elle. I don’t know exactly what she means. Is she saying she loves the visual of herself? Or that she is obsessed with the way thing… More »


Girl Talk: Vajazzling My Genital Warts Made Me Feel Better About Having An STI

By: Rachel White / April 6, 2011

If you have sex with 20 people, you will get genital warts. At least, that is how I framed it to my friends. My pillows had seen more than a few DIY haircuts when I saw something downtown, too: bumps. I knew it was an STI. Genital warts, to be honest, but I wasn’t ready… More »


Lindsay Lohan To Play Sharon Tate? A Detailed Comparison

Lindsay Lohan is trying to pick herself up and dust herself off after falling—both literally and metaphorically—in the past year. Rumor has it that she is auditioning for a role as a villain in the new “Superman” this week. I definitely want to hear LiLo’s super-villain cackle, but even more exciting is the news that… More »


NYC Cop Allegedly Raped Drunk Woman In Her Apartment After 911 Call (While His Partner Napped)

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 6, 2011

A bizarre and troubling story out of New York City this week: police officer Kenneth Moreno, 43, is standing trial for the alleged rape of an intoxicated woman whom he and his partner were called to help.

What happened next is beyond f**ked up … and a “Law & Order: SVU” episode just waiting… More »


16 Female Behaviors Even We Don’t Understand

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2011

Yes, women are complicated creatures. We are aware that men are baffled by us most of the time and we apologize for that. We can’t help it sometimes. Half of the time we don’t even understand why we do the things we do. I mean, I had to flip a coin last night to decide… More »