Venus Goes Direct: Everyone, Back To Falling In Love!

Breathe a sign of relief if you were one of those people who couldn’t get a break in love, money, or even squeezing out a good hair day in the last month. The good news is there was a reason for that mayhem: Venus was in retrograde, a trying period when all things dealing with love, beauty and pleasure go haywire. Your moods swing between emotional extremes, while also, at times, skewing your vanity. However, November 18th marked the day when the insanity officially ended, giving us just one more week of its aftershocks before fully subsiding its dastardly power, which took hold on October 8th in intense Scorpio. (It then re-entered indecisive Libra on November 7th, where it will stay until November 29th, until it returns to Scorpio until January 7th, 2011, which is an extra long and sexy place to be!) Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson And Fiance Are Transfixed By Her New Engagement Ring

The newly engaged pair look like they’ve been up all night, lulled into a trance by the shiny, red bauble on Jessica’s finger. Get some shut-eye, you two! [NYC, 11/21/10] Keep reading »

Dear Famous Footwear, We Need To Talk.

Dear Famous Footwear,

We need to talk.

I feel like I’ve been trying to make things work with you for so long. My friends rave about you constantly: your great prices, your huge selections, your friendly employees. I watch them point proudly to their cute new shoes and I think, “If it worked for them, it will work for me, right?” Keep reading »

15 Celebs Hitting The Big O Face

15 Celebs Hitting The Big O Face
People always warn that meeting your fave celeb in person is often a huge disappointment. Well, thanks to some sneaky paparazzi, you can see why shagging them may even be a letdown too — a hilarious, hilarious letdown. Heck, you may just thank your lucky stars you never had sexy times with your celeb crush after you see these totally horrible/completely funny famous faces looking like they’re in the throes of the big O!

How To Keep Your Private Parts Private In Airport Security

Rebellion against the new TSA airport security measures is beginning to escalate. People are already pulling stunts, inventing protective pasties, and this coming Wednesday (“Opt Out Day”) promises to bring the drama (we’re secretly dying to see what happens even though it’s sure to cause a major air travel hassle). For those who wish to protest a bit more peacefully, there are now also underwear options thanks to Rocky Flats Gear, a company that produces undergarments for both men and women (bras, panties, tighty-whities) with strategically placed x-ray-blocking fig leaves. When you go through the full body scanner at the airport, the patches block the image, so you can attempt to retain some dignity. Of course, these might prove useless if the TSA thinks you’re hiding something and then forces you into the pat down. Worth a try though, maybe? [Rocky Flats Gear] Keep reading »

A Scientific Study Of Who Is The Biggest Drunk On TV

Recently, The Daily Beast has kept a careful eye on the small screen, tallying the number of drinks imbibed during primetime television shows. No, they’re not conducting some parent watchdog study—they’re just trying to determine who’s the biggest drunk on TV. Kara Cutruzzula rewatched the entirety of season four of “Mad Men” to determine just how many drinks the folks at Sterling Cooper Draper Price consumed. Not surprisingly, Don Draper came out in the lead with 78 and a half drinks downed during the season. Of course, he does get the most screen time.

Now every week, Kara charts the bevs consumed on other TV shows—from “Gossip Girl” to “The Real Housewives of Atlanta“—to see if anyone can drink Don under the table. Keep reading »

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