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I have the sort of hair that absolutely refuses to do anything other than lie completely straight. All the hairspray in the world can’t convince my locks to hold a curl. While straight down, straight ponytails and straight half ponytails are all well and good, they get a little boring after 20 years. So after giving up on the curling cause, I became something of a braiding aficionado. From straight up three piece braids to french and fishtail, straight and curly haired girls alike can master and use these instructions to relieve their hair boredom.
Top porn company, Vivid Entertainment, is currently remaking the classic “Deep Throat,” and they’re apparently offered the OctoMom, Nadya Suleman, $1 million to show her baby-maker at work on camera. While many of us can’t even get health and dental insurance from our mainstream jobs, Vivid also threw in benefits for her and her whole family if she’d become one of their naked contract stars. Plus, she’d also get bejeweled with the official Vivid girl necklace! How could she turn all those perks down? Keep reading »
For Christmas this year, one of my dream gifts was a plaid bow tie. Our Simcha was thoughtful enough to surprise me with one, and I have since spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out how to wear it without looking like a waitress at a Scottish restaurant. Do you think women can wear bow ties and look good doing so? Vote, then leave me some styling suggestion in the comments! [Weardrobe] Keep reading »
Burlesque star Dita Von Teese is working on an album. According to E! News, Von Teese said she signed a deal with Interscope Records in Europe and hopes to cover Irving Berlin’s song “Lazy.” It’s possible that her album might not ever get to the States because she currently only has a record deal in Europe, however, this bit of news got us wondering about what Von Teese’s singing voice is like, since her speaking voice is quite melodic. While searching YouTube for possible snippets of her singing, we happened upon the above clip, in which she tells Sharon Osbourne no one would want to hear her sing for even two minutes — not a good thing to say about your voice when you’re trying to sell a record. Keep reading »
We just love jumpsuits, and since we bought three last summer we’re happy they’re still in style this year. This one from Madewell is perfect for us because we can show a lot of leg, but the girls remain covered. Plus the dark indigo shade gives it a cool ’70s vibe. [$150, Madewell @ ShopBop] Keep reading »
ZOMG! Did you hear?! President Obama is GAY! According to The Globe, that is. Tabloids sell amazing lies that millions of people buy. While it would have been doubly empowering for America to not only elect its first African-American, but also its first openly homosexual President, these rumors are just fun fantasies good for a laugh — which we could all use right about now. Guess that’s why The National Enquirer is America’s best selling weekly “newspaper.” Here are our favorite outrageously LOL rag-mag cover stories…
Elizabeth Hayt over at The Daily Beast describes Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise as a “post-feminist nightmare that preys on women’s shallowest, least-attractive qualities” in her article, “Wives Gone Wild.” But she, like the rest of America, can’t stop watching. Here’s why you should embrace your love of these women, even though they exhibit the worst of stereotypical feminine traits. Keep reading »