12 Little Things Guys Do That Impress Us Big Time

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2011

I was on the subway yesterday, when a guy sitting next to me struck up conversation. He was cute enough and nice enough. I was enjoying our conversation. Across from us, a girl started to cry. Like hysterically weeping. Subway Guy leaned over to me.

“Excuse me,” he said, cutting me off in mid-sentence. More »


Fetuses “Testify” On Ohio Abortion Bill

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2011

Two fetuses — er, “unborn children,” as anti-abortion folks call them — testified in Ohio today regarding a bill that would criminalize abortion after a fetal heartbeat can be detected.

Very funny, Ohio. More »


Lindsay Lohan Knows She Has A Long Road Ahead Of Her

“I have to build my way back up, and I get that. … I feel great. I feel happy. There’s always you know, things, bumps that we have in the road. As long as I’m focusing on the one thing that that I know I need to put first in my life—which is, um, you… More »


An Exhaustive Guide To The Best Charlie Sheen Memes, Spoofs & Other Bits Of Hilarity

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 2, 2011

Politician Says Planned Parenthood Is “Invested In Promiscuity”

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2011

Some politicians are more concerned with your naughty bits than, oh, children from the wealthiest nation in the world who go to bed hungry and American soldiers being killed in Afghanistan. Take Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), for instance. Rep. King is one of the busybody pols trying to de-fund Planned Parenthood because it… More »


Snooki Knows She’s A Freakin’ Alcoholic

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2011

“If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it … Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff… More »