Beware Your Tiny Hat

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2011

File this under bizarre fashion emergencies. This guy superglued his tiny hat to his head and couldn’t get it off. He thought he might have to wear the tiny top hat around forever until Dr. Shabir saved the day by performing an emergency hat amputation, a hamputation. Let this be a warning to HelenaMore »

Man Makes A Quilt From 58 Pairs Of Women’s Panties

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2011

What sort of man sews a quilt from 58 pairs of women’s panties? Louis Garrett of Missouri, that’s who. With his hoary beard, tattoo across his forehead, and wife beater tank, he’s a Creepy McCreeperson sent from Central Casting.

Louis only wants women’s panties made from rayon, acetate, and silk for hi… More »

7 Things A Guy Should NOT Do If He Wants To Get Laid

By: Beth Ames / March 29, 2011

Dear guys of the world, I would like to share something top secret: the things you do while on a date are important if you’re hoping to have sex with us at the end of it. Each action falls into one of two categories: 1) Makes our vaginas wet. 2) Makes our lady business a… More »

Stop Eating White Bread If You Want To Have More Sex

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2011

Is your sex drive sluggish? Maybe you should lay off all the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on Wonder Bread. A very enlightening article about sex drive killers points to white bread as a possible culprit:
“Foods such as white bread release the sugar more quickly than their wholegrain counterparts — and too much… More »

Is This Calvin Klein Ad Saying A Swear Word?

By: Julie Gerstein / March 29, 2011

Take a good look at this Calvin Klein billboard ad, starring supermodel Lara Stone. Notice anything a bit naughty about it (other than the fact that she’s in a tit-baring bra and underwear)? Some savvy media critics say that the ad subliminally spells out a swear word. If you start at the legs of the… More »

Girl Talk: My Date With A Porn Star

By: Clarisse Thorn / March 29, 2011

So, a male porn star walks into a bar. I’m going to call him PS for short, to keep things simple. I’ve seen PS around Chicago before; a couple years back, we ended up at the same karaoke event until 6 a.m. But we hadn’t talked much until I ran into him at the aforementioned… More »