You Wear It Well: 10 Guys Who Look Great In Suits

By: Julie Gerstein / March 10, 2011

If Loving Rats Is Wrong, This Guy Don’t Wanna Be Right

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2011

Oh the things you’ll see on the NYC subway! There’s that homeless lady who plays the chicken dance on her plastic recorder, the break dancers who do back flips between stops, and the blind doo wop band that sings “Under the Boardwalk.” All joys to behold. But never have I been so lucky a… More »

Who Wants To Intern For Charlie Sheen?

File this under “people sure are crazy.” On Monday, Charlie Sheen tweeted, “I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood… we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!” Sheen asked interested parties to write a 75-word essay (which, really, is that an essay?) to be considered for the gig. Forty-eight hours later,… More »

Girl Talk: I Got My Ex Back By Bettering Myself

By: Contessa Schexnayder / March 10, 2011

“Oh god, mom, he broke up with me!” I blubbered over the phone, I was crying so hard my face resembled a marshmallow.

I had decided to stay in bed for two days and was starting to become very ripe and slightly unhinged. Needless to say I was not taking this well at… More »

Who Gets 82 Tattoos Of Julia Roberts’ Face On His Body? This Guy!

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 10, 2011

There are no words to adequately express my feelings about the devotion expressed by Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, a 56-year-old man in Mexico who has spent around $100,000 getting 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts’ face. Mr. Bukovic, I salute you. (Though I am guessing you probably go to bed alone every night?) [ via Best WeekMore »

We Mourn The Loss Of The Penis Spine

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2011

Men, guess what? Your peni were supposed to have a spines like the peens of the bean weevil (left) and the marmoset. From a scientific perspective, said penile spine is meant to “grip the walls of the female’s opening” for more productive fertilization. The penis spine is also thought to clean other male sperm out… More »