Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Willow Smith’s single ”Whip My Hair” is really catchin’ on. All of Hollywood’s hottest dudes are doing it too! Just look at Lady Gaga’s BF, Luc Carl. Man, his hair can whip in the wind! He’s one of my favorite My Little Ponies—that’s what I call dudes with flowing locks I just want to brush all night long. You might remember, he was also my Shame Lust. But, I’m sick of hiding the fact that I love men with long hair. So, let’s ogle hot guys whipping their luscious locks, shall we?!
“We definitely keep things spicy even though we’re not together in person. This morning, Hank woke up to a surprise text. Let me tell you, sending a naked picture to my husband definitely keeps him going … You can take a breather and actually think about why you miss each other. Then when we see each other, we’re fresh and re-energized and it’s time to get it on again.”
—Kendra Wilkinson may have moved to Los Angeles while hubby Hank Baskett is still in Minnesota, but she says it’s not a sign of trouble and is actually making their relationship stronger [People] Keep reading »
These are not hot superheroes; these are men modeling the new line of Spanx for men (lovingly referred to by me as “Manx”) that are now for sale the U.K. The undershirts and briefs promise to firm and flatten beer bellies and love handles and kill girl boners faster than a speeding bullet. Nothing is un-sexier than a man in a girdle. Nothing. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »
New Yorker Garrett Hoelscher spent three years in investment banking before he decided he really couldn’t take it anymore. That’s when he traded in his business suits for a waffle iron and hatched a plan to sell waffles on the tops of ski mountains. His business, Waffle Shrine, has yet to sell a single waffle, but Hoelscher is hoping he can create a mountaintop waffle empire in the next few years. Keep reading »
Richard Heene, the man behind the Balloon Boy hoax, is back with a BRILLIANT new invention … the Bear Scratch. If you “itch like the son of a twitch,” Heene insists the only way to get a “deep, deep penetrating scratch” is to rub up against a tree like a bear. Only not a real tree—a tree he made. Just “stick, screw, sway, and scratch” for a mere $19.99. I’m sorry, but is this guy on meth? I’m very frightened. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »